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<p>Have  you  tried  to  lose  weight  recently?  Are  you  tired  and  confused  by  all  the  dissimilar  &#8220;CARDIO&#8221;  styled  dance  classes?</p>
<p>Well  there&#8217;s  hope  for  you  yet!  Meet  Zumba  Dance&#8230;</p>
<p>Zumba  Dance  is  a  blending  of  Latin  and  International  music  dance  themes  creating  a  vibrant,  successful  fitness  system!  The  routines  feature  aerobic/fitness  interval  training  with  a  combining  of  fast  and  slow  rhythms  that  tone  and  sculpt  the  body.</p>
<p>ZUMBA  utilizes  the  principles  of  interval  training  and  resistance  training  to  maximize  caloric  output,  fat  burning  and  total  toning.</p>
<p>It  is  a  blend  of  body  sculpting  dance  movements  and  easy-to-follow  dance  steps.</p>
<p>So  how  galore  calories  does  Zumba  burn?</p>
<p>An  intermediate  class  may  burn  from  500  to  800  calories!  You  may  of  course  burn  more  or  less  depending  on  your  intensity  and  fitness  level.  Your  Zumba  instructor  will  work  with  you  to  get  the  greatest or most complete or best possible  results&#8230;  fast.  Hows  that  for  different!  Better  than  exercising  at  home  listening  to  a good deal of  boring  cd  &#8230;  right?</p>
<p>Along  with  the  Zumba  dance  classes  it  is  important  to  follow  these  fat  loss,  fool-proof  nutrition  tips  that  will  maximize  the  amount  of  calories  you  burn:</p>
<p>*  Eat  veggies  &#8211;  Mix  and  match  fresh  veggies  for  variety.  They  are  full  of  fiber  and  will  support  you  burn  more  fat.</p>
<p>*  Snack  &#8211;  Go  in front  just  snack  on  good  stuff,  like  nuts  (especially  almonds)  veggies  fresh  and  dried  fruit.</p>
<p>*  Nuts  &#8211;  Almonds,  macadamia  nuts,  hazelnuts,  walnuts  and  pecans  are  great  for  you.  Spice  up  that  yogurt  and  salad  by  throwing  a  few  in.</p>
<p>*  Steel  cut  oats  &#8211;  Cook  a  &amp;frac14;  cup  with  1  cup  of  rice  milk  (trust  me  it is  delicious  and  you  wont  need  sweetener)  for  breakfast</p>
<p>*  Protein  &#8211;  Protein  is  a  fat  burner.  How  you  ask?  Well  your  body  burns  more  calories  digesting  protein  than  eating  any  other  type  of  food.  Eating  protein  also  prevents  muscle  loss  when  dieting.</p>
<p>*  Yogurt  &#8211;  Will  support  you  lose  weight  and  at  the  same  time  protect  your  muscles.  Yogurt  is  also  a  simple  &amp;  commodious  snack.  It  is  also  high  in  protein.</p>
<p>Follow  these  tips  attend  as  some  Zumba  classes  as  you  may  and  you  will  quickly  maximize  your  calories  burned.</p>
<p>So  how  a lot of  calories  does  Zumba  burn?  Follow  these  tips  and  you  will  burn  sufficient  to  have  that  body  of  your  dreams!</p>
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<p>&#8220;In  a  class  by  itself.&#8221;&nbsp;  <br />&mdash;Entertainment  Weekly</p>
<p>About  the  Author<br />E  L  James  is  a  former  TV  executive,  wife  and  mother  of  two  based  in  West  London.  Since  early  childhood  she  dreamed  of  writing  stories  that  readers  would  fall  in  love  with,  but  put  those  dreams  on  hold  to  focus  on  her  family  and  her  career.  She  in the end  plucked  up  the  courage  to  put  pen  to  paper  with  her  introductory  novel,  Fifty  Shades  of  Grey.</p>
<p>Excerpt.  &copy;  Reprinted  by  permission.  All  rights  reserved.<br />CHAPTER  ONE<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  scowl  with  feeling of annoyance at being hindered or criticized  at  myself  in  the  mirror.  Damn  my  hair&mdash;it  just  won&rsquo;t  behave,  and  damn  Katherine  Kavanagh  for  being  ill  and  subjecting  me  to  this  ordeal.  I  will have to  be  studying  for  my  final  exams,  which  are  next  week,  yet  here  I  am  attempting  to  brush  my  hair  into  submission.  I  will have to  not  sleep  with  it  wet.  I  must  not  sleep  with  it  wet.  Reciting  this  mantra  assorted  times,  I  attempt,  once  more,  to  fetch  it  beneath  control  with  the  brush.  I  roll  my  eyes  in  exasperation  and  stare  at  the  pale,  brown-haired  girl  with  blue  eyes  too  huge  for  her  face  staring  back  at  me,  and  give  up.  My  only  option  is  to  restrain  my  wayward  hair  in  a  ponytail  and  hope  that  I  look  semi-presentable.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Kate  is  my  roommate,  and  she  has  chosen  today  of  all  days  to  succumb  to  the  flu.  Therefore,  she  can not  attend  the  consultation  she&rsquo;d  arranged  to  do,  with  a heap of  mega-industrialist  tycoon  I&rsquo;ve  never  heard  of,  for  the  student  newspaper.  So  I  have  been  volunteered.  I  have  final  exams  to  cram  for  and  one  essay  to  finish,  and  I&rsquo;m  supposed  to  be  working  this  afternoon,  but  no&mdash;today  I  have  to  drive  165  miles  to  downtown  Seattle  in  order  to  meet  the  enigmatic  CEO  of  Grey  Enterprises  Holdings,  Inc.  As  an  special  enterpriser  and  major  benefactor  of  our  university,  his  time  is  extraordinarily  precious&mdash;much  more  precious  than  mine&mdash;but  he  has  granted  Kate  an  interview.  A  real  coup,  she  tells  me.  Damn  her  extracurricular  activities.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Kate  is  huddled  on  the  couch  in  the  living  room.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Ana,  I&rsquo;m  sorry.  It  took  me  nine  months  to  get  this  interview.  It  will  take  another  six  to  reschedule,  and  we&rsquo;ll  both  have  graduated  by  then.  As  the  editor,  I  can&rsquo;t  blow  this  off.  Please,&rdquo;  Kate  begs  me  in  her  rasping,  sore  throat  voice.  How  does  she  do  it?  Even  ill  she  looks  gamine  and  gorgeous,  strawberry  blond  hair  in  place  and  green  eyes  bright,  though  now  red  rimmed  and  runny.  I  ignore  my  pang  of  unwelcome  sympathy.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Of  course  I&rsquo;ll  go,  Kate.  You  must  get  back  to  bed.  Would  you  like  a lot of  NyQuil  or  Tylenol?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;NyQuil,  please.  Here  are  the  questions  and  my  digital  recorder.  Just  press  record  here.  Make  notes,  I&rsquo;ll  transcribe  it  all.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I  recognise  not one thing  in regards to  him,&rdquo;  I  murmur,  attempting  and  failing  to  suppress  my  rising  panic.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;The  questions  will  see  you  through.  Go.  It&rsquo;s  a  long  drive.  I  don&rsquo;t  want  you  to  be  late.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Okay,  I&rsquo;m  going.  Get  back  to  bed.  I  made  you  a good deal of  soup  to  heat  up  later.&rdquo;  I  stare  at  her  fondly.  Only  for  you,  Kate,  would  I  do  this.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I  will.  Good  luck.  And  thanks,  Ana&mdash;as  usual,  you&rsquo;re  my  lifesaver.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Gathering  my  backpack,  I  smile  wryly  at  her,  then  head  out  the  door  to  the  car.  I  can not  believe  I  have  let  Kate  talk  me  into  this.  But  then  Kate  may  talk  any individual  into  anything.  She&rsquo;ll  make  an  special  journalist.  She&rsquo;s  articulate,  strong,  persuasive,  argumentative,  beautiful&mdash;and  she&rsquo;s  my  dearest,  dearest  friend.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  The  roads  are  clear  as  I  set  off  from  Vancouver,  Washington,  toward  Interstate  5.  It&rsquo;s  early,  and  I  don&rsquo;t  have  to  be  in  Seattle  until  two  this  afternoon.  Fortunately,  Kate  has  lent  me  her  sporty  Mercedes  CLK.  I&rsquo;m  not  sure  Wanda,  my  old  VW  Beetle,  would  make  the  traveling  in  time.  Oh,  the  Merc  is  a  fun  drive,  and  the  miles  slip  away  as  I  hit  the  pedal  to  the  metal.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  My  destination  is  the  headquarters  of  Mr.  Grey&rsquo;s  global  enterprise.  It&rsquo;s  a  huge  twenty-story  office  building,  all  curved  glass  and  steel,  an  architect&rsquo;s  utilitarian  fantasy,  with  GREY  HOUSE  written  discreetly  in  steel  over  the  glass  front  doors.  It&rsquo;s  a  quarter  to  two  when  I  arrive,  primarily  relieved  that  I&rsquo;m  not  late  as  I  walk  into  the  enormous&mdash;and  frankly  intimidating&mdash;glass,  steel,  and  white  sandstone  lobby.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Behind  the  solid  sandstone  desk,  a  very  attractive,  groomed,  blonde  young  woman  smiles  enjoyably  at  me.  She&rsquo;s  wearing  the  sharpest  charcoal  suit  jacket  and  white  shirt  I  have  ever  seen.  She  looks  immaculate.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I&rsquo;m  here  to  see  Mr.  Grey.  Anastasia  Steele  for  Katherine  Kavanagh.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Excuse  me  one  moment,  Miss  Steele.&rdquo;  She  arches  her  eyebrow  as  I  stand  self-consciously  before  her.  I&rsquo;m  beginning  to  wish  I&rsquo;d  borrowed  one  of  Kate&rsquo;s  formal  blazers  rather  than  worn  my  navy-blue  jacket.  I  have  made  an  venture  and  worn  my  one  and  only  skirt,  my  sensible  brown  knee-length  boots,  and  a  blue  sweater.  For  me,  this  is  smart.  I  tuck  one  of  the  escaped  tendrils  of  my  hair  behind  my  ear  as  I  pretend  she  doesn&rsquo;t  intimidate  me.  <br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Kavanagh  is  expected.  Please  sign  in  here,  Miss  Steele.  You&rsquo;ll  want  the  last  elevator  on  the  right,  press  for  the  twentieth  floor.&rdquo;  She  smiles  kindly  at  me,  amused  no  doubt,  as  I  sign  in.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  She  hands  me  a  security  pass  that  has  &ldquo;visitor&rdquo;  very  with resolute determination  stamped  on  the  front.  I  can&rsquo;t  aid  my  smirk.  Surely  it&rsquo;s  apparent  that  I&rsquo;m  just  visiting.  I  don&rsquo;t  fit  in  here  at  all.  Nothing  changes.  I  inwardly  sigh.  Thanking  her,  I  walk  over  to  the  bank  of  elevators  and  past  the  two  security  men  who  are  both  far  more  smartly  dressed  than  I  am  in  their  well-cut  black  suits.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  The  elevator  whisks  me  at  terminal  velocity  to  the  twentieth  floor.  The  doors  slide  open,  and  I&rsquo;m  in  another  big  lobby&mdash;again  all  glass,  steel,  and  white  sandstone.  I&rsquo;m  confronted  by  another  desk  of  sandstone  and  another  young  blonde  woman,  this  time  dressed  impeccably  in  black  and  white,  who  rises  to  greet  me.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Steele,  could  you  wait  here,  please?&rdquo;  She  points  to  a  seated  area  of  white  leather  chairs.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Behind  the  leather  chairs  is  a  spacious  glass-walled  meeting  room  with  an  evenly  spacious  dark  wood  table  and  at  least  twenty  corresponding  chairs  around  it.  Beyond  that,  there  is  a  floor-to-ceiling  window  with  a  view  of  the  Seattle  skyline  that  looks  out  through  the  city  toward  the  Sound.  It&rsquo;s  a  stunning  vista,  and  I&rsquo;m  momentarily  paralyzed  by  the  view.  Wow.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  sit  down,  fish  the  questions  from  my  backpack,  and  go  through  them,  inwardly  cursing  Kate  for  not  supplying  me  with  a  brief  biography.  I  recognise  not one thing  when it comes to  this  man  I&rsquo;m  regarding  to  interview.  He  could  be  ninety  or  he  could  be  thirty.  The  uncertainty  is  galling,  and  my  nerves  resurface,  making  me  fidget.  I&rsquo;ve  never  been  comfortable  with  one-on-one  interviews,  preferring  the  anonymity  of  a  group  discussion  where  I  may  sit  inconspicuously  at  the  back  of  the  room.  To  be  honest,  I  prefer  my  own  company,  reading  a  classic  British  novel,  curled  up  in  a  chair  in  the  campus  library.  Not  sitting  twitching  nervously  in  a  colossal  glass-and-stone  edifice.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  roll  my  eyes  at  myself.  Get  a  grip,  Steele.  Judging  from  the  building,  which  is  too  clinical  and  modern,  I  guess  Grey  is  in  his  forties:  fit,  tanned,  and  fair-haired  to  match  the  rest  of  the  personnel.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Another  elegant,  flawlessly  dressed  blonde  comes  out  of  a  big  door  to  the  right.  What  is  it  with  all  the  immaculate  blondes?  It&rsquo;s  like  Stepford  here.  Taking  a  deep  breath,  I  stand  up.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Steele?&rdquo;  the  latest  blonde  asks.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo;  I  croak,  and  clear  my  throat.  &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;  There,  that  sounded  more  confident.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Mr.  Grey  will  see  you  in  a  moment.  May  I  take  your  jacket?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Oh,  please.&rdquo;  I  struggle  out  of  the  jacket.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Have  you  been  offered  any  refreshment?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Um&mdash;no.&rdquo;  Oh  dear,  is  Blonde  Number  One  in  trouble?<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Blonde  Number  Two  frowns  and  eyes  the  young  woman  at  the  desk.<br />  &ldquo;Would  you  like  tea,  coffee,  water?&rdquo;  she  asks,  turning  her  attention  back  to  me.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;A  glass  of  water.  Thank  you,&rdquo;  I  murmur.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Olivia,  please  fetch  Miss  Steele  a  glass  of  water.&rdquo;  Her  voice  is  stern.  Olivia  scoots  up  and  scurries  to  a  door  on  the  other  side  of  the  foyer.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;My  apologies,  Miss  Steele,  Olivia  is  our  new  intern.  Please  be  seated.  Mr.  Grey  will  be  another  five  minutes.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Olivia  returns  with  a  glass  of  iced  water.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Here  you  go,  Miss  Steele.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Thank  you.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Blonde  Number  Two  marches  over  to  the  huge  desk,  her  heels  clicking  and  echoing  on  the  sandstone  floor.  She  sits  down,  and  they  both  carry on  their  work.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Perhaps  Mr.  Grey  insists  on  all  his  workers  being  blonde.  I&rsquo;m  marveling  idly  if  that&rsquo;s  legal,  when  the  office  door  opens  and  a  tall,  elegantly  dressed,  beautiful  African  American  man  with  short  dreads  exits.  I  have  unquestionably  worn  the  defective  clothes.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  He  turns  and  says  through  the  door,  &ldquo;Golf  this  week,  Grey?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  don&rsquo;t  listen  the  reply.  He  turns,  sees  me,  and  smiles,  his  dark  eyes  crinkling  at  the  corners.  Olivia  has  jumped  up  and  called  the  elevator.  She  seems  to  excel  at  jumping  from  her  seat.  She&rsquo;s  more  nervous  than  me!<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Good  afternoon,  ladies,&rdquo;  he  says  as  he  departs  through  the  sliding  door.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Mr.  Grey  will  see  you  now,  Miss  Steele.  Do  go  through,&rdquo;  Blonde  Number  Two  says.  I  stand  rather  shakily,  attempting  to  suppress  my  nerves.  Gathering  up  my  backpack,  I  abandon  my  glass  of  water  and  make  my  way  to  the  partially  open  door.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;You  don&rsquo;t  need  to  knock&mdash;just  go  in.&rdquo;  She  smiles  kindly.  <br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  push  open  the  door  and  stumble  through,  tripping  over  my  own  feet  and  falling  headfirst  into  the  office.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Double  crap&mdash;me  and  my  two  left  feet!  I  am  on  my  hands  and  knees  in  the  doorway  to  Mr.  Grey&rsquo;s  office,  and  tame  h&#8230;</p>
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<p>When  creative writing of recognized artisti value  student  Anastasia  Steele  goes  to  consultation  young  enterpriser  Christian  Grey,  she  encounters  a  man  who  is  beautiful,  brilliant,  and  intimidating.  The  unworldly,  innocent  Ana  is  startled  to  realize  she  wants  this  man  and,  in spite of  his  enigmatic  reserve,  finds  she  is  desperate  to  get  close  to  him.  Unable  to  protest  Ana&rsquo;s  quiet  beauty,  wit,  and  independent  spirit,  Grey  admits  he  wants  her,  too&mdash;but  on  his  own  terms.<br />&nbsp;<br />Shocked  yet  thrilled  by  Grey&rsquo;s  singular  (erotic|sexual pleasure|sexually arousing  tastes,  Ana  hesitates.  For  all  the  trappings  of  success&mdash;his  multinational  businesses,  his  tremendous  wealth,  his  loving  family&mdash;Grey  is  a  man  tormented  by  demons  and  consumed  by  the  need  to  control.  When  the  couple  embarks  on  a  daring,  passionately  physical  affair,  Ana  discovers  Christian  Grey&rsquo;s  mysteries  and  explores  her  own  dark  desires.</p>
<p>Erotic,  amusing,  and  deeply  moving,  the  Fifty  Shades  Trilogy  is  a  tale  that  will  obsess  you,  possess  you,  and  stay  with  you  forever.</p>
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<p>8115 of 8515 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star30_tpng.png" alt="3">An older man on truckling<br />By david shobin/thatch pond corp<br />First, a disclaimer. I am a male senior citizen, a semi-retired gynecologist whose customary literary fare is spy novels and military techno-thrillers. I have never read a romance before, except perhaps for junior high&#8217;s &#8220;A Tale of Two Cities&#8221; (or was that a classic?) But after the recent hullabaloo over James&#8217; &#8220;Fifty Shades,&#8221; I opted to give the genre a glance.</p>
<p>The book&#8217;s protagonist is college student Anastasia, who has never had sex or even &#8220;touched herself.&#8221; I had to suspend disbelief at the social and sexual naivete of this twenty-one year-old, but I guess this implied vulnerability makes her more attractive as a romantic heroine. Yet it doesn&#8217;t take her long to rectify this situation, and soon she is having orgasm after orgasm at the behest of her &#8220;dominant&#8221; partner, Mr. Grey. At my age, my arthritis flared up just reading about Ana&#8217;s sexual gymnastics. And for some reason, I kept thinking about her contracting genital warts. Soon, however,  Ana&#8217;s endless pyrotechnic climaxes resembled repetitively watching porn: after a while, it leaves  me bored and yawning. That said, there was a definite infectiousness to the plot; and taking Viagra to stiffen my resolve, I persevered.</p>
<p>James&#8217; strong suit is her ability to elicit sympathy in the protagonist. I wanted to find out what happened to Anastasia, and that lent the story a compelling, page-turning quality. James is a polished novelist. Her dialogue is crisp, her prose poised, and her paragraphs well-parsed. The author&#8217;s considerable skills notwithstanding, would I pick up an erotic romance like this again? Probably not.</p>
<p>But that&#8217;s just me.</p>
<p>1998 of 2094 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star10_tpng.png" alt="1">Bestseller?  Really???<br />By DS from LA<br />I enjoy erotica and heard so much about this book that I had to give it a shot, but I&#8217;m five chapters in and just can&#8217;t take it anymore.  This has to be the most appallingly atrocious writing I&#8217;ve ever seen in a major release.  The pseudonymous British author sets the action (such as it is) in Washington State&#8230; for no reason than that her knowledge of America apparently consists of what she read in &#8220;Twilight&#8221;&#8230; but the entire first-person narrative is filled with Britishisms.  How many American college students do you know who talk about &#8220;prams&#8221; and &#8220;ringing&#8221; someone on the phone?  And the author&#8217;s geography sounds like she put together a jigsaw puzzle of the Pacific Northwest while drunk and ended up with several pieces in the wrong place.</p>
<p>And oh, the repetition&#8230;and the repetition&#8230;and the repetition.  I&#8217;m convinced the author has a computer macro that she hits to insert one of her limited repertoire of facial expressions whenever she needs one.  According to my Kindle search function, characters roll their eyes 41 times, Ana bites her lip 35 times, Christian&#8217;s lips &#8220;quirk up&#8221; 16 times, Christian &#8220;cocks his head to one side&#8221; 17 times, characters &#8220;purse&#8221; their lips 15 times, and characters raise their eyebrows a whopping 50 times.  Add to that 80 references to Ana&#8217;s anthropomorphic &#8220;subconscious&#8221; (which also rolls its eyes and purses its lips, by the way), 58 references to Ana&#8217;s &#8220;inner goddess,&#8221; and 92 repetitions of Ana saying some form of &#8220;oh crap&#8221; (which, depending on the severity of the circumstances, can be intensified to &#8220;holy crap,&#8221; &#8220;double crap,&#8221; or the ultimate &#8220;triple crap&#8221;).  And this is only part one of a trilogy&#8230;</p>
<p>If I wrote like that, I&#8217;d use a pseudonym too.</p>
<p>Like some other reviewers, what I find terribly depressing is that this is a runaway bestseller and the movie rights are expected to sell for up to $5 million.  There are so many highly talented writers in the genre&#8230; and erotica is so much more erotic when the author has a command of the language and can make you care about the characters.  For examples, check out the &#8220;Beauty&#8221; trilogy written by Anne Rice under the pen name A.N. Roquelaure, or any stories by Donna George Storey or Rachel Kramer Bussel.  Just stay away from this triple crap.</p>
<p>*UPDATE*: Thanks to the many other perturbed readers who have shared their own choices of the most annoyingly overused phrases in this masterpiece.  Following up on their suggestions with my ever-useful Kindle search function, I have discovered that Ana says &#8220;Jeez&#8221; 81 times and &#8220;oh my&#8221; 72 times.  She &#8220;blushes&#8221; or &#8220;flushes&#8221; 125 times, including 13 that are &#8220;scarlet,&#8221; 6 that are &#8220;crimson,&#8221; and one that is &#8220;stars and stripes red.&#8221;  (I can&#8217;t even imagine.)  Ana &#8220;peeks up&#8221; at Christian 13 times, and there are 9 references to Christian&#8217;s &#8220;hooded eyes&#8221; and 7 to his &#8220;long index finger.&#8221;  Characters &#8220;murmur&#8221; 199 times and &#8220;whisper&#8221; 195 times (doesn&#8217;t anyone just talk?), &#8220;clamber&#8221; on/in/out of things 21 times, and &#8220;smirk&#8221; 34 times.  Finally, in a remarkable bit of symmetry, our hero and heroine exchange 124 &#8220;grins&#8221; and 124 &#8220;frowns&#8221;&#8230; which, by the way, seems an awful lot of frowning for a woman who experiences &#8220;intense,&#8221; &#8220;body-shattering,&#8221; &#8220;delicious,&#8221; &#8220;violent,&#8221; &#8220;all-consuming,&#8221; &#8220;turbulent,&#8221; &#8220;agonizing&#8221; and &#8220;exhausting&#8221; orgasms on just about every page.</p>
<p>2453 of 2645 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star10_tpng.png" alt="1">Where to start with this?<br />By GadgetChick<br />The success of this book baffles me. While I am not an avid reader of &#8220;erotic fiction,&#8221; I have read some, and everything that I&#8217;ve read is so much better than this, it&#8217;s ridiculous. If you&#8217;re contemplating buying this book, here&#8217;s what the book is, if this helps you make a decision:<br />- Take Stephenie Meyer&#8217;s ham-handed, awkward writing and turn down the &#8220;quality&#8221; dial about four &#8211; maybe five &#8211; notches. Romance novel readers can look at it this way &#8211; the writing is about two levels worse than the worst Harlequin romance you&#8217;ve ever read.<br />- Add in a Stephenie Meyer-esque heroine, a woman so boring it is hard to imagine how anyone &#8211; much less an extremely rich, sophisticated, smart, experienced dominant &#8211; would ever see anything the least bit interesting in her. Just like Bella in the Twilight novels, Anastasia is mostly just a cipher, a complete blank that women can project themselves onto. She&#8217;s not that smart, she&#8217;s not that funny, she has very pedestrian beliefs, goals and ambitions, she has standard mommy-didn&#8217;t-love-me and divorced-parent issues. Actually, Anastasia is Bella, just this time around she gets into sex.<br />- Add in some clumsily-written sex scenes and a whole lot of mostly inaccurate, overblown information about BDSM. Then couch the sex scenes in a whole lot of very boring dialogue and &#8220;plot&#8221; (mainly consisting of the main characters&#8217; emails to each other &#8211; is there anything more boring than reading someone else&#8217;s emails?) so there can at least be a pretense that there is a story here, and that the book isn&#8217;t just bad BDSM erotica.<br />Part of my problem with the book is the poor quality, including everything I&#8217;ve mentioned above. My other main problem with the book is just how unbelievable the story and the characters are. There are very few experienced doms out there who get involved with uninitiated subs this way. There are very few doms with Christian&#8217;s resources that have to resort to uninitiated partners, no matter how &#8220;fascinating&#8221; (not) they are &#8211; they can pretty much purchase as much experience and expertise in their partners as they need, and generally, they need and want a lot of experience &#8211; bringing someone up to their level takes time and effort and becomes boring pretty quickly. I would actually caution women who might be interested in this kind of arrangement with a dominant, now that they&#8217;ve read the book &#8211; experienced doms who look for uninitiated subs do not usually have good intentions of bringing someone along into the lifestyle slowly, and buying them cars and computers. It&#8217;s something people should steer clear of, not seek out.<br />I don&#8217;t know. I guess if this gets some housewives hot and bothered and spices up their bedroom life, there&#8217;s no harm in it. Husbands everywhere will probably get some awesome experiences out of this whole temporary BDSM-lite erotic-fiction craze. But, the really tragic thing is that there are authors of erotic fiction out there, who have been working for a long time, who actually have &#8211; you know &#8211; WRITING SKILLS &#8211; who will never be as rich or as famous as the woman who wrote this very lackluster book that is getting all kinds of unwarranted attention, for no good reason.<br />If readers of this are really interested in this whole BDSM erotic-fiction thing, without the thinly-veiled, poorly-constructed romance subtext, I highly recommend the Sleeping Beauty series that Anne Rice wrote under a pen name, A.N. Roquelaure. The first one, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, is available for Kindle here on Amazon. It&#8217;s much better written, overall, than this book, and also much more creative (and thus, much hotter).</p>
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<p>With  age  comes  the  aging  process.  Cell  regeneration  slows  down  and  this  causes  changes  to  our  bodies  that  in  a good deal of  cases  are  more  noticeable  in  dissimilar  elements  than  others.</p>
<p>For  the  woman  who  is  in  her  fifties  and  over,  the  aging  routine  is  more  noticeable.  Firstly  with  your  hair  and  then  your  face.  As  cell  regeneration  slows  it is  procedure  our  skin  becomes  paler  and  looses  the  shine  we  had  in  our  youth.  Cell  regeneration  in  our  hair  causes  each  strand  to  turn  white  that  gives  us  that  greying  look.</p>
<p>Grey  hair  may  invent  an  effect  where  on  original  inspection  you  believe  you  are  thinning  on  top  of  your  head  and  going  bald.  This  is  a  natural  reaction  as  the  grey  colour  gives rise to  this  effect.</p>
<p>Modern  hairstyling  proficiencies  include  cutting  styles  and  colouring  of  the  hair.  With  long  grey  hair  it  will  become  straight  and  look  thin  so  a  shorter  haircut  will  provide  more  body  as  the  weight  is  removed.  Choosing  a  hair  colour  that  is  one  shade  lighter  then  your  natural  hair  colour  will  blend  with  your  paler  skin  and  will  not  be  so  noticeable.</p>
<p>Using  a  technique  called  low-lighting  may  dramatically  alter  the  way  you  look.  This  technique  is  employed  by  a  hairstylist  who  will  have  assorted  shades  of  your  natural  hair  colour  ready  to  dye  each  grey  strand.  The  technique  is  gathering  a  section  of  the  grey  hair  and  applying  a  shade  of  the  colour  to  each  division  that  will  result  in  an  all  over  blending.</p>
<p>The  hairstylist  will  colour  up  to  ninety  percent  if  not  all  of  the  grey  hair.  As  each  division  or  strands  are  coloured  with  a  dissimilar  shade  the  overall  effect  will  be  that  it  mixes  together  to  look  natural.  No  one  will  say  to  you  that  they  love  your  new  colour  as  they  will  not  observe  any  dissimilar  other  than  you  look  fabulous.</p>
<p>When  using  low-lights  a  permanent  colour  is  used  and  this  means  you  will  need  a  touch  up  each  eight  to  twelve  weeks,  depending  on  how  well  you  have  been  looking  after  your  hair.</p>
<p>If  you  want  to  be  more  adventurous  then  cover  up  grey  hair  with  bold  rich  colours  such  as  copper  or  copper-gold  for  that  wow  factor  that  will  get  you  noticed.</p>
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<p>From  Publishers  Weekly<br />This  inventive  fantasy  from  bestseller  Fforde  (The  Eyre  Affair)  imagines  a  screwball  future  in  which  social  castes  and  protocols  are  rigidly  specified  by  acuteness  of  personal  color  perception.  Centuries  after  the  cryptically  cataclysmic  Something  That  Happened,  a  Colortocracy,  founded  on  the  inflexible  absolutes  of  the  chromatic  scale,  rules  the  world.  Amiable  Eddie  Russett,  a  young  Red,  is  looking  forward  to  marrying  a  notch  up  on  the  palette  and  settling  down  to  a  complacent  bourgeois  life.  But  after  meeting  Jane  G-23,  a  rebellious  working-class  Grey,  and  a  discredited,  invisible  historian  known  as  the  Apocryphal  man,  Eddie  finds  himself  questioning  the  hitherto  sacred  originations  of  the  status  quo.  En  route  to  finding  out  what  turned  things  topsy-turvy,  Eddie  navigates  a  vividly  imagined  landscape  whose  each  facet  is  steeped  in  the  author&#8217;s  to an outstanding degree  elaborated  color  scheme.  Sometimes,  though,  it&#8217;s  hard  to  see  the  story  for  the  chromotechnics.  10-city  author  tour.  (Jan.)  <BR>Copyright  &copy;  Reed  Business  Information,  a  section  of  Reed  Elsevier  Inc.  All  rights  reserved.</p>
<p>From  Booklist<br />*Starred  Review*  In  Eddie  Russett&rsquo;s  world,  color  is  destiny.  People&rsquo;s  perceptions  of  color,  once  tested,  determine  their  rank  in  the  Colortocracy,  with  primes  ruling  &ldquo;bastard&rdquo;  colors  and  everyone  lording  it  over  the  prole-like  grays.  No  one  may  see  more  than  their  own  color,  and  no  one  knows  why&mdash;but  there  are  a good deal of  unknowns  ever  since  Something  Happened,  followed  by  the  deFacting  and  successive  Great  Leaps  Backward.  Due  to  an  infraction  versus  the  Collective&rsquo;s  rule-bound  bureaucracy,  Eddie  is  sent  to  East  Carmine,  in  the  Outer  Fringes,  where  manners  are  shockingly  poor,  to  conduct  a  monthlong  chair  census.  In  short  order,  he  falls  in  love,  runs  afoul  of  the  local  prefects,  learns  a  terrible  secret,  and  is  eaten  by  a  carnivorous  tree.  This  series  starter  combines  the  dire  warnings  of  Brave  New  World  and  1984  with  the  deevolutionary  visions  of  A  Canticle  for  Leibowitz  and  Riddley  Walker,  but,  Fforde  being  Fforde,  his  dystopia  includes  an  abundance  of  tea  shops  and  a  severe  shortage  of  jam  varieties.  It&rsquo;s  all  brilliantly  original.  If  his  complex  world  building  occasionally  slows  the  plot  and  the  remainder  of  foolish  and  severe  is  uneasy,  we&rsquo;re  still  exclusively  won  over.  In  our  own  willful  myopia,  we  sorely  need  the  laughs.  &#8211;Keir  Graff</p>
<p>Review<br />&#8216;Full  of  brilliantly  inventive  wordplay  and  quirky  fabrications&#8217;  &#8212;  Mail  on  Sunday  &#8216;Fans  of  the  late  Douglas  Adams  or,  even,  Monty  Python,  will  feel  at  home  with  Fforde&#8217;  &#8212;  Herald  &#8216;SHADES  OF  GREY  has  something  of  a  flavour  of  Terry  Gilliam&#8217;s  Brazil&#8230;but  the  novel  is  much  gentler  than  Gilliam&#8217;s  savage  madcappery,  and  Fforde&#8217;s  world  is  more  old-fashioned  public  school  than  bureaucratic  nightmare&#8217;  &#8212;  Guardian  &#8216;Full  of  colourful  characters  and  amusingly  bizarre  plot  twists&#8230;  SHADES  OF  GREY  is  a  clever  and  gratifying  read&#8217;  &#8212;  SFX  Magazine  &#8216;There  are  distinct  shades  of  Orwell&#8217;s  1984&#8242;  &#8212;  Daily  Express</p>
<p>The  New  York  Times  bestseller  and  &#8220;a  rich  brew  of  dystopic  fantasy  and  deadpan  goofiness&#8221;  (The  Washington  Post)  <br /><BR>  Welcome  to  Chromatacia,  where  the  societal  hierarchy  is  strictly  regulated  by  one&#8217;s  fixed  color  perception.  And  Eddie  Russet  wants  to  move  up.  But  his  plans  to  leverage  his  better-than-average  red  sensing  and  marry  into  a  powerful  family  are  speedily  upended.  Juggling  inviolable  rules,  sneaky  Yellows,  and  a  hazardous  friendship  with  an  intriguing  Grey  named  Jane  who  shows  Eddie  that  the  evident  peace  of  his  world  is  as  much  an  illusion  as  color  itself,  Eddie  finds  he  must  reckon  with  the  cruel  regime  behind  this  gaily  painted  fa&ccedil;ade.<BR><BR></p>
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<li>Amazon  Sales  Rank:  #15261  in  Books</li>
<li>Published  on:  2011-03-01</li>
<li>Released  on:  2011-03-01</li>
<li>Original  language:      English</li>
<li>Number  of  items:  1</li>
<li>Dimensions:  .73&#8243;  h  x  5.06&#8243;  w  x  7.71&#8243;  l,    .59  pounds  </li>
<li>Binding:  Paperback</li>
<li>400  pages</li>
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<p>90 of 96 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star50_tpng.png" alt="5">I&#8217;m a Blue, my ex is Orange&#8211;this explains so much&#8230;<br />By Susan Tunis<br />6.1.02.11.235: Artifiacture from before the Something That Happened may be collected, so long as it does not appear on the Leapback list or possess color above 23 percent saturation.</p>
<p>Did you understand that?  You would if you were Eddie Russett, the 20-year-old, first-person narrator of Shades of Grey: The Road to High Saffron.  Eddie knows that the above is one of Munsell&#8217;s innumerable Rules.  &#8220;The Word of Munsell was the Rules, and the Rules were the Word of Munsell.  They regulated everything we did, and had brought peace to the Collective for nearly four centuries.  They were sometimes very odd indeed: The banning of the number that lay between 72 and 74 was a case in point, and no one had ever fully explained why it was forbidden to count sheep, make any new spoons or use acronyms.  But they were the Rules&#8230;&#8221;  Not surprisingly, this is a society that has embraced &#8220;loopholery&#8221; enthusiastically.</p>
<p>Eddie&#8217;s society is a Colortocracy, where social status isn&#8217;t determined by merit or by birth, it&#8217;s determined by which color(s) of the spectrum you can see, and how much of them.  Eddie&#8217;s a Red, which is next to lowest on the totem pole.  Oranges are higher than Reds, Yellows higher than Oranges, and so on.  The only ones lower than Reds are the Greys, or achromatics.  They can&#8217;t see any color at all.  They&#8217;re the unappreciated workers of this society.</p>
<p>In Shades of Grey, Jasper Fforde has created a richly imagined future that revolves entirely around color, and the perception of it.  Explains Eddie, &#8220;No one could cheat the Colorman and the color test.  What you got was what you were, forever.  Your life, career and social standing decided right there and then, and all worrisome life uncertainties eradicated forever.  You knew who you were, what you would do, where you would go and what was expected of you.&#8221;</p>
<p>As the novel opens, Eddie doesn&#8217;t want much from life.  He wants to fulfill his Civil Obligations as best he can.  He wants to marry into the prestigious Oxblood family.  And he does have a few fairly radical ideas about improved ways to queue.  Other than that, he wants to avoid the perils of swans, lightning, and mildew.  But that&#8217;s before he travels for the first time in his life, to the Outer Fringes, where the Rules are interpreted differently.  Eddie&#8217;s a fish out of water, and we&#8217;re meeting people and learning about life in the village of East Carmine right along with him.</p>
<p>It is there that Eddie meets an intriguing Grey named Jane.  He&#8217;s smitten immediately, and that&#8217;s even before she threatens to kill him.  Jane, rude in a world without rudeness, violent in world without violence, leads Eddie gradually down a path that has him questioning everything he thought he knew about the Colortocracy&#8211;in a world that most definitely does not value questions or those that ask them.</p>
<p>By now, you may have gathered that this novel is a bit of a departure for Fforde.  There is so much going on that it&#8217;s hard to take it all in, and virtually impossible to summarize.  While undeniably funny, the humor is darker and a bit less overt.  Shades of Grey is more challenging, sophisticated, and substantive than anything we&#8217;ve seen previously from Mr. Fforde.  In a word, it&#8217;s brilliant!  The cleverness he has always displayed in his Thursday Next novels is dialed up several notches here, as he points his satirical eye at a world so strange and outlandish that comparisons to our own are inescapable.  I&#8217;m not convinced that all of the Fforde Ffanatics will embrace this latest work, but I suspect most will.  And I, for one, will be looking forward with great enthusiasm to Shades of Grey 2: Painting by Numbers and Shades of Grey 3: The Gordini Protocols.</p>
<p>27 of 29 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star50_tpng.png" alt="5">There will be spoons<br />By S. Lionel<br />Oh, how I missed Jasper Fforde! I devoured his Thursday Next series and then the Nursery Crime books, and definitely had mixed feelings when he wrote that his next book would be delayed a year due to the birth of his new daughter. (I understand, really, but I also wanted to read more Fforde!)</p>
<p>At last, we have Shades of Grey, and it&#8217;s both like and unlike anything Fforde has published before.  Like, because it gives us a richly imagined world with absurd-sounding details, yet it all hangs together.  Unlike, because Shades of Grey is firmly on the side of science fiction whereas his other books I&#8217;d call fantasy.</p>
<p>It is some unspecified time in the future.  An &#8220;Epiphany&#8221; occurred some hundreds of years in the past &#8211; nobody knows what it was &#8211; that changed the world. Most people can see only one shade of color &#8211; the higher up the spectrum you can see, the higher your social status. Those who can&#8217;t see colors at all are Greys and are generally a servant class, but not entirely. It is possible to move up and down the social strata through marriage, and children are reclassified by a color test given when they are 20.</p>
<p>We meet our hero, Eddie Russett, a Red, as he is being digested by a carnivorous tree, into which he was thrown by Jane, the Grey woman who has turned his life upside down.  I spent a large part of the book wondering how this would be resolved, since Eddie is narrating the story and this implies he somehow moved past this fate.  We shall see&#8230;.</p>
<p>As Eddie learns more about how his society works, he has more questions.  This does not endear him to the community leaders, since their society is rigidly structured according to the rules laid down by &#8220;Munsell&#8221; some centuries past. Many of the rules don&#8217;t make a lot of sense &#8211; such as why manufacture of forks is permitted but not spoons &#8211; but the populace manages, sometimes finding loopholes in the rules.  Despite periodic &#8220;Leapbacks&#8221;, where selected technology is destroyed, some tech remains, such as the self-maintaining Perpetualite roads and the Everspin motors that never slow down. Remnants of the &#8220;Previous&#8221; are held onto, though often misinterpreted (such as the &#8220;Parker Brothers Map of the World&#8221;, which is a Risk game board.)</p>
<p>Eddie&#8217;s questions and moral development lead him into danger, into confrontation with Jane, and gradual revelation as to what&#8217;s really going on.  It is not all pleasant and Eddie is forced to make extremely difficult choices.  Throughout the book Fforde&#8217;s vision is very colorful, if you&#8217;ll excuse the term. The level of detail provided is astounding, perplexing and entertaining.</p>
<p>As in Fforde&#8217;s other books, you are simply deposited in the new world without any explanation, and you are expected to pick things up as you go.  It is a style similar to CJ Cherryh.  Another author I&#8217;m reminded of is Matt Ruff, who has a similarly overactive imagination, though his books are typically darker than Fforde&#8217;s.</p>
<p>The end of the book is classic Fforde, however. I don&#8217;t want to elaborate on that.  What I was not prepared for was the note that this was the first in a planned trilogy. I don&#8217;t mind book series, but I do find it annoying when an author does not tie up important plot elements by the final pages, which is what happens here.  I very much want to read the next installments in the series, and hope it will not be another two years before I get to do so.</p>
<p>If you enjoyed any of Fforde&#8217;s other books, you&#8217;ll get a kick out of this one.  If you haven&#8217;t met Fforde before, by all means start here, but don&#8217;t miss his Thursday Next series.</p>
<p>41 of 49 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star50_tpng.png" alt="5">Quintessential Fforde.<br />By Nicole Del Sesto<br />9.3.88.32.025:  The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut.  To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve read and loved Fforde in the past stop right here.  There&#8217;s no need to read this review.  Shades of Grey is Fforde at his Ffordy best.  Buy, read, enjoy.</p>
<p>I really feel that this is one of those books that it&#8217;s best not to know anything about before you start reading it.  But you seem rather committed to reading this review, so I&#8217;ll continue.</p>
<p>It feels like there&#8217;s a nod to both Brave New World and We (Modern Library Classics), though I&#8217;ve never read anything quite like this.  Once again, Fforde takes us into a cleverly devised fictional world, filled with his satire, humor and social commentary.  A world where the cause of death could be &#8220;mildew&#8221;, &#8220;Nightloss&#8221;, or accidental beheading by the guillotine at the linoleum factory.</p>
<p>Green is the drug of choice, and beige is quite rightly Hell, and I can&#8217;t even begin to expound upon the Perpetulite.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a big fact person,&#8221; said Mr. Crimson, who was honest, even if a twit.  &#8220;Unproved speculation is more my thing &#8230; &#8220;</p>
<p>This book is the first in a trilogy.  Enjoy.</p>
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<p>When  creative writing of recognized artisti value  student  Anastasia  Steele  goes  to  consultation  young  enterpriser  Christian  Grey,  she  encounters  a  man  who  is  beautiful,  brilliant,  and  intimidating.  The  unworldly,  innocent  Ana  is  startled  to  realize  she  wants  this  man  and,  in spite of  his  enigmatic  reserve,  finds  she  is  desperate  to  get  close  to  him.  Unable  to  protest  Ana&rsquo;s  quiet  beauty,  wit,  and  independent  spirit,  Grey  admits  he  wants  her,  too&mdash;but  on  his  own  terms.<br />&nbsp;<br />Shocked  yet  thrilled  by  Grey&rsquo;s  singular  (erotic|sexual pleasure|sexually arousing  tastes,  Ana  hesitates.  For  all  the  trappings  of  success&mdash;his  multinational  businesses,  his  tremendous  wealth,  his  loving  family&mdash;Grey  is  a  man  tormented  by  demons  and  consumed  by  the  need  to  control.  When  the  couple  embarks  on  a  daring,  passionately  physical  affair,  Ana  discovers  Christian  Grey&rsquo;s  mysteries  and  explores  her  own  dark  desires.</p>
<p>Erotic,  amusing,  and  deeply  moving,  the  Fifty  Shades  Trilogy  is  a  tale  that  will  obsess  you,  possess  you,  and  stay  with  you  forever.</p>
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<p>ReviewA  GoodReads  Choice  Awards  Finalist  for  Best  Romance</p>
<p>&#8220;In  a  class  by  itself.&#8221;&nbsp;  <br />&mdash;<i>Entertainment  Weekly</i></p>
<p>About  the  AuthorE  L  James  is  a  former  TV  executive,  wife  and  mother  of  two  based  in  West  London.  Since  early  childhood  she  dreamed  of  writing  stories  that  readers  would  fall  in  love  with,  but  put  those  dreams  on  hold  to  focus  on  her  family  and  her  career.  She  at long last  plucked  up  the  courage  to  put  pen  to  paper  with  her  introductory  novel,  <i>Fifty  Shades  of  Grey</i>.</p>
<p>Excerpt.  &copy;  Reprinted  by  permission.  All  rights  reserved.<b>CHAPTER  ONE</b><br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  scowl  with  feeling of annoyance at being hindered or criticized  at  myself  in  the  mirror.  Damn  my  hair&mdash;it  just  won&rsquo;t  behave,  and  damn  Katherine  Kavanagh  for  being  ill  and  subjecting  me  to  this  ordeal.  I  ought to  be  studying  for  my  final  exams,  which  are  next  week,  yet  here  I  am  attempting  to  brush  my  hair  into  submission.  <i>I  ought to  not  sleep  with  it  wet.  I  ought to  not  sleep  with  it  wet.</i>  Reciting  this  mantra  assorted  times,  I  attempt,  once  more,  to  fetch  it  beneath  control  with  the  brush.  I  roll  my  eyes  in  exasperation  and  stare  at  the  pale,  brown-haired  girl  with  blue  eyes  too  huge  for  her  face  staring  back  at  me,  and  give  up.  My  only  option  is  to  restrain  my  wayward  hair  in  a  ponytail  and  hope  that  I  look  semi-presentable.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Kate  is  my  roommate,  and  she  has  chosen  today  of  all  days  to  succumb  to  the  flu.  Therefore,  she  can not  attend  the  consultation  she&rsquo;d  arranged  to  do,  with  a great deal of  mega-industrialist  tycoon  I&rsquo;ve  never  heard  of,  for  the  student  newspaper.  So  I  have  been  volunteered.  I  have  final  exams  to  cram  for  and  one  essay  to  finish,  and  I&rsquo;m  supposed  to  be  working  this  afternoon,  but  no&mdash;today  I  have  to  drive  165  miles  to  downtown  Seattle  in  order  to  meet  the  enigmatic  CEO  of  Grey  Enterprises  Holdings,  Inc.  As  an  special  enterpriser  and  major  benefactor  of  our  university,  his  time  is  extraordinarily  precious&mdash;much  more  cherished  than  mine&mdash;but  he  has  granted  Kate  an  interview.  A  real  coup,  she  tells  me.  Damn  her  extracurricular  activities.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Kate  is  huddled  on  the  couch  in  the  living  room.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Ana,  I&rsquo;m  sorry.  It  took  me  nine  months  to  get  this  interview.  It  will  take  another  six  to  reschedule,  and  we&rsquo;ll  both  have  graduated  by  then.  As  the  editor,  I  can&rsquo;t  blow  this  off.  Please,&rdquo;  Kate  begs  me  in  her  rasping,  sore  throat  voice.  How  does  she  do  it?  Even  ill  she  looks  gamine  and  gorgeous,  strawberry  blond  hair  in  place  and  green  eyes  bright,  altho  now  red  rimmed  and  runny.  I  ignore  my  pang  of  unwelcome  sympathy.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Of  course  I&rsquo;ll  go,  Kate.  You  will have to  get  back  to  bed.  Would  you  like  a great deal of  NyQuil  or  Tylenol?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;NyQuil,  please.  Here  are  the  questions  and  my  digital  recorder.  Just  press  record  here.  Make  notes,  I&rsquo;ll  transcribe  it  all.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I  know  not one thing  regarding  him,&rdquo;  I  murmur,  attempting  and  failing  to  suppress  my  rising  panic.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;The  questions  will  see  you  through.  Go.  It&rsquo;s  a  long  drive.  I  don&rsquo;t  want  you  to  be  late.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Okay,  I&rsquo;m  going.  Get  back  to  bed.  I  made  you  a heap of  soup  to  heat  up  later.&rdquo;  I  stare  at  her  fondly.  <i>Only  for  you,  Kate,  would  I  do  this.</i><br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I  will.  Good  luck.  And  thanks,  Ana&mdash;as  usual,  you&rsquo;re  my  lifesaver.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Gathering  my  backpack,  I  smile  wryly  at  her,  then  head  out  the  door  to  the  car.  I  cannot  believe  I  have  let  Kate  talk  me  into  this.  But  then  Kate  may  talk  any person  into  anything.  She&rsquo;ll  make  an  special  journalist.  She&rsquo;s  articulate,  strong,  persuasive,  argumentative,  beautiful&mdash;and  she&rsquo;s  my  dearest,  dearest  friend.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  The  roads  are  clear  as  I  set  off  from  Vancouver,  Washington,  toward  Interstate  5.  It&rsquo;s  early,  and  I  don&rsquo;t  have  to  be  in  Seattle  until  two  this  afternoon.  Fortunately,  Kate  has  lent  me  her  sporty  Mercedes  CLK.  I&rsquo;m  not  sure  Wanda,  my  old  VW  Beetle,  would  make  the  journeying  in  time.  Oh,  the  Merc  is  a  fun  drive,  and  the  miles  slip  away  as  I  hit  the  pedal  to  the  metal.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  My  destination  is  the  headquarters  of  Mr.  Grey&rsquo;s  international  enterprise.  It&rsquo;s  a  big  twenty-story  office  building,  all  curved  glass  and  steel,  an  architect&rsquo;s  utilitarian  fantasy,  with  GREY  HOUSE  written  discreetly  in  steel  over  the  glass  front  doors.  It&rsquo;s  a  quarter  to  two  when  I  arrive,  mainly  relieved  that  I&rsquo;m  not  late  as  I  walk  into  the  enormous&mdash;and  frankly  intimidating&mdash;glass,  steel,  and  white  sandstone  lobby.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Behind  the  solid  sandstone  desk,  a  very  attractive,  groomed,  blonde  young  woman  smiles  enjoyably  at  me.  She&rsquo;s  wearing  the  sharpest  charcoal  suit  jacket  and  white  shirt  I  have  ever  seen.  She  looks  immaculate.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I&rsquo;m  here  to  see  Mr.  Grey.  Anastasia  Steele  for  Katherine  Kavanagh.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Excuse  me  one  moment,  Miss  Steele.&rdquo;  She  arches  her  eyebrow  as  I  stand  self-consciously  before  her.  I&rsquo;m  beginning  to  wish  I&rsquo;d  borrowed  one  of  Kate&rsquo;s  formal  blazers  rather  than  worn  my  navy-blue  jacket.  I  have  made  an  crusade  and  worn  my  one  and  only  skirt,  my  sensible  brown  knee-length  boots,  and  a  blue  sweater.  For  me,  this  is  smart.  I  tuck  one  of  the  escaped  tendrils  of  my  hair  behind  my  ear  as  I  pretend  she  doesn&rsquo;t  intimidate  me.  <br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Kavanagh  is  expected.  Please  sign  in  here,  Miss  Steele.  You&rsquo;ll  want  the  last  elevator  on  the  right,  press  for  the  twentieth  floor.&rdquo;  She  smiles  kindly  at  me,  amused  no  doubt,  as  I  sign  in.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  She  hands  me  a  security  pass  that  has  &ldquo;visitor&rdquo;  very  with resolute determination  stamped  on  the  front.  I  can&rsquo;t  aid  my  smirk.  Surely  it&rsquo;s  evident  that  I&rsquo;m  just  visiting.  I  don&rsquo;t  fit  in  here  at  all.  <i>Nothing  changes</i>.  I  inwardly  sigh.  Thanking  her,  I  walk  over  to  the  bank  of  elevators  and  past  the  two  security  men  who  are  both  far  more  smartly  dressed  than  I  am  in  their  well-cut  black  suits.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  The  elevator  whisks  me  at  terminal  velocity  to  the  twentieth  floor.  The  doors  slide  open,  and  I&rsquo;m  in  another  huge  lobby&mdash;again  all  glass,  steel,  and  white  sandstone.  I&rsquo;m  confronted  by  another  desk  of  sandstone  and  another  young  blonde  woman,  this  time  dressed  impeccably  in  black  and  white,  who  rises  to  greet  me.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Steele,  could  you  wait  here,  please?&rdquo;  She  points  to  a  seated  area  of  white  leather  chairs.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Behind  the  leather  chairs  is  a  broad  glass-walled  meeting  room  with  an  evenly  extensive  dark  wood  table  and  at  least  twenty  corresponding  chairs  around  it.  Beyond  that,  there  is  a  floor-to-ceiling  window  with  a  view  of  the  Seattle  skyline  that  looks  out  through  the  city  toward  the  Sound.  It&rsquo;s  a  stunning  vista,  and  I&rsquo;m  momentarily  paralyzed  by  the  view.  <i>Wow</i>.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  sit  down,  fish  the  questions  from  my  backpack,  and  go  through  them,  inwardly  cursing  Kate  for  not  providing  me  with  a  brief  biography.  I  know  not one thing  with regards to  this  man  I&rsquo;m  regarding  to  interview.  He  could  be  ninety  or  he  could  be  thirty.  The  uncertainty  is  galling,  and  my  nerves  resurface,  making  me  fidget.  I&rsquo;ve  never  been  comfortable  with  one-on-one  interviews,  preferring  the  anonymity  of  a  group  discussion  where  I  may  sit  inconspicuously  at  the  back  of  the  room.  To  be  honest,  I  prefer  my  own  company,  reading  a  classic  British  novel,  curled  up  in  a  chair  in  the  campus  library.  Not  sitting  twitching  nervously  in  a  colossal  glass-and-stone  edifice.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  roll  my  eyes  at  myself.  <i>Get  a  grip,  Steele</i>.  Judging  from  the  building,  which  is  too  clinical  and  modern,  I  guess  Grey  is  in  his  forties:  fit,  tanned,  and  fair-haired  to  match  the  rest  of  the  personnel.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Another  elegant,  flawlessly  dressed  blonde  comes  out  of  a  big  door  to  the  right.  What  is  it  with  all  the  immaculate  blondes?  It&rsquo;s  like  Stepford  here.  Taking  a  deep  breath,  I  stand  up.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Steele?&rdquo;  the  latest  blonde  asks.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo;  I  croak,  and  clear  my  throat.  &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;  There,  that  sounded  more  confident.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Mr.  Grey  will  see  you  in  a  moment.  May  I  take  your  jacket?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Oh,  please.&rdquo;  I  struggle  out  of  the  jacket.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Have  you  been  offered  any  refreshment?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Um&mdash;no.&rdquo;  Oh  dear,  is  Blonde  Number  One  in  trouble?<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Blonde  Number  Two  frowns  and  eyes  the  young  woman  at  the  desk.<br />  &ldquo;Would  you  like  tea,  coffee,  water?&rdquo;  she  asks,  turning  her  attention  back  to  me.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;A  glass  of  water.  Thank  you,&rdquo;  I  murmur.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Olivia,  please  fetch  Miss  Steele  a  glass  of  water.&rdquo;  Her  voice  is  stern.  Olivia  scoots  up  and  scurries  to  a  door  on  the  other  side  of  the  foyer.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;My  apologies,  Miss  Steele,  Olivia  is  our  new  intern.  Please  be  seated.  Mr.  Grey  will  be  another  five  minutes.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Olivia  returns  with  a  glass  of  iced  water.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Here  you  go,  Miss  Steele.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Thank  you.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Blonde  Number  Two  marches  over  to  the  huge  desk,  her  heels  clicking  and  echoing  on  the  sandstone  floor.  She  sits  down,  and  they  both  carry on  their  work.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Perhaps  Mr.  Grey  insists  on  all  his  workers  being  blonde.  I&rsquo;m  marveling  idly  if  that&rsquo;s  legal,  when  the  office  door  opens  and  a  tall,  elegantly  dressed,  beautiful  African  American  man  with  short  dreads  exits.  I  have  unquestionably  worn  the  defective  clothes.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  He  turns  and  says  through  the  door,  &ldquo;Golf  this  week,  Grey?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  don&rsquo;t  listen  the  reply.  He  turns,  sees  me,  and  smiles,  his  dark  eyes  crinkling  at  the  corners.  Olivia  has  jumped  up  and  called  the  elevator.  She  seems  to  excel  at  jumping  from  her  seat.  She&rsquo;s  more  nervous  than  me!<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Good  afternoon,  ladies,&rdquo;  he  says  as  he  departs  through  the  sliding  door.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Mr.  Grey  will  see  you  now,  Miss  Steele.  Do  go  through,&rdquo;  Blonde  Number  Two  says.  I  stand  rather  shakily,  attempting  to  suppress  my  nerves.  Gathering  up  my  backpack,  I  abandon  my  glass  of  water  and  make  my  way  to  the  partially  open  door.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;You  don&rsquo;t  need  to  knock&mdash;just  go  in.&rdquo;  She  smiles  kindly.  <br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  push  open  the  door  and  stumble  through,  tripping  over  my  own  feet  and  falling  headfirst  into  the  office.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Double  crap&mdash;me  and  my  two  left  feet!  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<p>6493 of 6796 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star30_tpng.png" alt="3">An older man on truckling<br /><span>By david shobin/thatch pond corp<br />First, a disclaimer. I am a male senior citizen, a semi-retired gynecologist whose customary literary fare is spy novels and military techno-thrillers. I have never read a romance before, except perhaps for junior high&#8217;s &#8220;A Tale of Two Cities&#8221; (or was that a classic?) But after the recent hullabaloo over James&#8217; &#8220;Fifty Shades,&#8221; I opted to give the genre a glance.</p>
<p>The book&#8217;s protagonist is college student Anastasia, who has never had sex or even &#8220;touched herself.&#8221; I had to suspend disbelief at the social and sexual naivete of this twenty-one year-old, but I guess this implied vulnerability makes her more attractive as a romantic heroine. Yet it doesn&#8217;t take her long to rectify this situation, and soon she is having orgasm after orgasm at the behest of her &#8220;dominant&#8221; partner, Mr. Grey. At my age, my arthritis flared up just reading about Ana&#8217;s sexual gymnastics. And for some reason, I kept thinking about her contracting genital warts. Soon, however,  Ana&#8217;s endless pyrotechnic climaxes resembled repetitively watching porn: after a while, it leaves  me bored and yawning. That said, there was a definite infectiousness to the plot; and taking Viagra to stiffen my resolve, I persevered.</p>
<p>James&#8217; strong suit is her ability to elicit sympathy in the protagonist. I wanted to find out what happened to Anastasia, and that lent the story a compelling, page-turning quality. James is a polished novelist. Her dialogue is crisp, her prose poised, and her paragraphs well-parsed. The author&#8217;s considerable skills notwithstanding, would I pick up an erotic romance like this again? Probably not.</p>
<p>But that&#8217;s just me.</p>
<p>189 of 198 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star10_tpng.png" alt="1">Bestseller?  Really???<br /><span>By DS from LA<br />I enjoy erotica and heard so much about this book that I had to give it a shot, but I&#8217;m five chapters in and just can&#8217;t take it anymore.  This has to be the most appallingly atrocious writing I&#8217;ve ever seen in a major release.  The pseudonymous British author sets the action (such as it is) in Washington State&#8230; for no reason than that her knowledge of America apparently consists of what she read in &#8220;Twilight&#8221;&#8230; but the entire first-person narrative is filled with Britishisms.  How many American college students do you know who talk about &#8220;prams&#8221; and &#8220;ringing&#8221; someone on the phone?  And the author&#8217;s geography sounds like she put together a jigsaw puzzle of the Pacific Northwest while drunk and ended up with several pieces in the wrong place.</p>
<p>And oh, the repetition&#8230;and the repetition&#8230;and the repetition.  I&#8217;m convinced the author has a computer macro that she hits to insert one of her limited repertoire of facial expressions whenever she needs one.  According to my Kindle search function, characters roll their eyes 41 times, Ana bites her lip 35 times, Christian&#8217;s lips &#8220;quirk up&#8221; 16 times, Christian &#8220;cocks his head to one side&#8221; 17 times, characters &#8220;purse&#8221; their lips 15 times, and characters raise their eyebrows a whopping 50 times.  Add to that 80 references to Ana&#8217;s anthropomorphic &#8220;subconscious&#8221; (which also rolls its eyes and purses its lips, by the way), 58 references to Ana&#8217;s &#8220;inner goddess,&#8221; and 92 repetitions of Ana saying some form of &#8220;oh crap&#8221; (which, depending on the severity of the circumstances, can be intensified to &#8220;holy crap,&#8221; &#8220;double crap,&#8221; or the ultimate &#8220;triple crap&#8221;).  And this is only part one of a trilogy&#8230;</p>
<p>If I wrote like that, I&#8217;d use a pseudonym too.</p>
<p>Like some other reviewers, what I find terribly depressing is that this is a runaway bestseller and the movie rights are expected to sell for up to $5 million.  There are so many highly talented writers in the genre&#8230; and erotica is so much more erotic when the author has a command of the language and can make you care about the characters.  For examples, check out the &#8220;Beauty&#8221; trilogy written by Anne Rice under the pen name A.N. Roquelaure, or any stories by Donna George Storey or Rachel Kramer Bussel.  Just stay away from this triple crap.</p>
<p>1602 of 1749 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star10_tpng.png" alt="1">Where to start with this?<br /><span>By GadgetChick<br />The success of this book baffles me. While I am not an avid reader of &#8220;erotic fiction,&#8221; I have read some, and everything that I&#8217;ve read is so much better than this, it&#8217;s ridiculous. If you&#8217;re contemplating buying this book, here&#8217;s what the book is, if this helps you make a decision:<br />- Take Stephenie Meyer&#8217;s ham-handed, awkward writing and turn down the &#8220;quality&#8221; dial about four &#8211; maybe five &#8211; notches. Romance novel readers can look at it this way &#8211; the writing is about two levels worse than the worst Harlequin romance you&#8217;ve ever read.<br />- Add in a Stephenie Meyer-esque heroine, a woman so boring it is hard to imagine how anyone &#8211; much less an extremely rich, sophisticated, smart, experienced dominant &#8211; would ever see anything the least bit interesting in her. Just like Bella in the Twilight novels, Anastasia is mostly just a cipher, a complete blank that women can project themselves onto. She&#8217;s not that smart, she&#8217;s not that funny, she has very pedestrian beliefs, goals and ambitions, she has standard mommy-didn&#8217;t-love-me and divorced-parent issues. Actually, Anastasia is Bella, just this time around she gets into sex.<br />- Add in some clumsily-written sex scenes and a whole lot of mostly inaccurate, overblown information about BDSM. Then couch the sex scenes in a whole lot of very boring dialogue and &#8220;plot&#8221; (mainly consisting of the main characters&#8217; emails to each other &#8211; is there anything more boring than reading someone else&#8217;s emails?) so there can at least be a pretense that there is a story here, and that the book isn&#8217;t just bad BDSM erotica.<br />Part of my problem with the book is the poor quality, including everything I&#8217;ve mentioned above. My other main problem with the book is just how unbelievable the story and the characters are. There are very few experienced doms out there who get involved with uninitiated subs this way. There are very few doms with Christian&#8217;s resources that have to resort to uninitiated partners, no matter how &#8220;fascinating&#8221; (not) they are &#8211; they can pretty much purchase as much experience and expertise in their partners as they need, and generally, they need and want a lot of experience &#8211; bringing someone up to their level takes time and effort and becomes boring pretty quickly. I would actually caution women who might be interested in this kind of arrangement with a dominant, now that they&#8217;ve read the book &#8211; experienced doms who look for uninitiated subs do not usually have good intentions of bringing someone along into the lifestyle slowly, and buying them cars and computers. It&#8217;s something people should steer clear of, not seek out.<br />I don&#8217;t know. I guess if this gets some housewives hot and bothered and spices up their bedroom life, there&#8217;s no harm in it. Husbands everywhere will probably get some awesome experiences out of this whole temporary BDSM-lite erotic-fiction craze. But, the really tragic thing is that there are authors of erotic fiction out there, who have been working for a long time, who actually have &#8211; you know &#8211; WRITING SKILLS &#8211; who will never be as rich or as famous as the woman who wrote this very lackluster book that is getting all kinds of unwarranted attention, for no good reason.<br />If readers of this are really interested in this whole BDSM erotic-fiction thing, without the thinly-veiled, poorly-constructed romance subtext, I highly recommend the Sleeping Beauty series that Anne Rice wrote under a pen name, A.N. Roquelaure. The first one, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, is available for Kindle here on Amazon. It&#8217;s much better written, overall, than this book, and also much more creative (and thus, much hotter).</p>
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<p>When  creative writing of recognized artisti value  student  Anastasia  Steele  goes  to  consultation  young  enterpriser  Christian  Grey,  she  encounters  a  man  who  is  beautiful,  brilliant,  and  intimidating.  The  unworldly,  innocent  Ana  is  startled  to  realize  she  wants  this  man  and,  in spite of  his  enigmatic  reserve,  finds  she  is  desperate  to  get  close  to  him.  Unable  to  protest  Ana&rsquo;s  quiet  beauty,  wit,  and  independent  spirit,  Grey  admits  he  wants  her,  too&mdash;but  on  his  own  terms.<br />&nbsp;<br />Shocked  yet  thrilled  by  Grey&rsquo;s  singular  (erotic|sexual pleasure|sexually arousing  tastes,  Ana  hesitates.  For  all  the  trappings  of  success&mdash;his  multinational  businesses,  his  immense  wealth,  his  loving  family&mdash;Grey  is  a  man  tormented  by  demons  and  consumed  by  the  need  to  control.  When  the  couple  embarks  on  a  daring,  passionately  physical  affair,  Ana  discovers  Christian  Grey&rsquo;s  mysteries  and  explores  her  own  dark  desires.</p>
<p>Erotic,  amusing,  and  deeply  moving,  the  Fifty  Shades  Trilogy  is  a  tale  that  will  obsess  you,  possess  you,  and  stay  with  you  forever.</p>
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<p>&#8220;In  a  class  by  itself.&#8221;&nbsp;  <br />&mdash;<i>Entertainment  Weekly</i></p>
<p>About  the  AuthorE  L  James  is  a  former  TV  executive,  wife  and  mother  of  two  based  in  West  London.  Since  early  childhood  she  dreamed  of  writing  stories  that  readers  would  fall  in  love  with,  but  put  those  dreams  on  hold  to  focus  on  her  family  and  her  career.  She  in the long run  plucked  up  the  courage  to  put  pen  to  paper  with  her  original  novel,  <i>Fifty  Shades  of  Grey</i>.</p>
<p>Excerpt.  &copy;  Reprinted  by  permission.  All  rights  reserved.<b>CHAPTER  ONE</b><br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  scowl  with  feeling of annoyance at being hindered or criticized  at  myself  in  the  mirror.  Damn  my  hair&mdash;it  just  won&rsquo;t  behave,  and  damn  Katherine  Kavanagh  for  being  ill  and  subjecting  me  to  this  ordeal.  I  ought to  be  studying  for  my  final  exams,  which  are  next  week,  yet  here  I  am  attempting  to  brush  my  hair  into  submission.  <i>I  will have to  not  sleep  with  it  wet.  I  must  not  sleep  with  it  wet.</i>  Reciting  this  mantra  assorted  times,  I  attempt,  once  more,  to  fetch  it  underneath  control  with  the  brush.  I  roll  my  eyes  in  exasperation  and  stare  at  the  pale,  brown-haired  girl  with  blue  eyes  too  big  for  her  face  staring  back  at  me,  and  give  up.  My  only  option  is  to  restrain  my  wayward  hair  in  a  ponytail  and  hope  that  I  look  semi-presentable.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Kate  is  my  roommate,  and  she  has  chosen  today  of  all  days  to  succumb  to  the  flu.  Therefore,  she  can not  attend  the  consultation  she&rsquo;d  arranged  to  do,  with  numerous  mega-industrialist  tycoon  I&rsquo;ve  never  heard  of,  for  the  student  newspaper.  So  I  have  been  volunteered.  I  have  final  exams  to  cram  for  and  one  essay  to  finish,  and  I&rsquo;m  supposed  to  be  working  this  afternoon,  but  no&mdash;today  I  have  to  drive  165  miles  to  downtown  Seattle  in  order  to  meet  the  enigmatic  CEO  of  Grey  Enterprises  Holdings,  Inc.  As  an  special  enterpriser  and  major  benefactor  of  our  university,  his  time  is  extraordinarily  precious&mdash;much  more  precious  than  mine&mdash;but  he  has  granted  Kate  an  interview.  A  real  coup,  she  tells  me.  Damn  her  extracurricular  activities.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Kate  is  huddled  on  the  couch  in  the  living  room.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Ana,  I&rsquo;m  sorry.  It  took  me  nine  months  to  get  this  interview.  It  will  take  another  six  to  reschedule,  and  we&rsquo;ll  both  have  graduated  by  then.  As  the  editor,  I  can&rsquo;t  blow  this  off.  Please,&rdquo;  Kate  begs  me  in  her  rasping,  sore  throat  voice.  How  does  she  do  it?  Even  ill  she  looks  gamine  and  gorgeous,  strawberry  blond  hair  in  place  and  green  eyes  bright,  even though  now  red  rimmed  and  runny.  I  ignore  my  pang  of  unwelcome  sympathy.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Of  course  I&rsquo;ll  go,  Kate.  You  must  get  back  to  bed.  Would  you  like  some  NyQuil  or  Tylenol?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;NyQuil,  please.  Here  are  the  questions  and  my  digital  recorder.  Just  press  record  here.  Make  notes,  I&rsquo;ll  transcribe  it  all.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I  know  not one thing  when it comes to  him,&rdquo;  I  murmur,  attempting  and  failing  to  suppress  my  rising  panic.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;The  questions  will  see  you  through.  Go.  It&rsquo;s  a  long  drive.  I  don&rsquo;t  want  you  to  be  late.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Okay,  I&rsquo;m  going.  Get  back  to  bed.  I  made  you  a heap of  soup  to  heat  up  later.&rdquo;  I  look with fixed eyes  at  her  fondly.  <i>Only  for  you,  Kate,  would  I  do  this.</i><br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I  will.  Good  luck.  And  thanks,  Ana&mdash;as  usual,  you&rsquo;re  my  lifesaver.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Gathering  my  backpack,  I  smile  wryly  at  her,  then  head  out  the  door  to  the  car.  I  can not  believe  I  have  let  Kate  talk  me  into  this.  But  then  Kate  may  talk  any individual  into  anything.  She&rsquo;ll  make  an  particular  journalist.  She&rsquo;s  articulate,  strong,  persuasive,  argumentative,  beautiful&mdash;and  she&rsquo;s  my  dearest,  dearest  friend.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  The  roads  are  clear  as  I  set  off  from  Vancouver,  Washington,  toward  Interstate  5.  It&rsquo;s  early,  and  I  don&rsquo;t  have  to  be  in  Seattle  until  two  this  afternoon.  Fortunately,  Kate  has  lent  me  her  sporty  Mercedes  CLK.  I&rsquo;m  not  sure  Wanda,  my  old  VW  Beetle,  would  make  the  journeying  in  time.  Oh,  the  Merc  is  a  fun  drive,  and  the  miles  slip  away  as  I  hit  the  pedal  to  the  metal.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  My  destination  is  the  headquarters  of  Mr.  Grey&rsquo;s  international  enterprise.  It&rsquo;s  a  big  twenty-story  office  building,  all  curved  glass  and  steel,  an  architect&rsquo;s  utilitarian  fantasy,  with  GREY  HOUSE  written  discreetly  in  steel  over  the  glass  front  doors.  It&rsquo;s  a  quarter  to  two  when  I  arrive,  principally  relieved  that  I&rsquo;m  not  late  as  I  walk  into  the  enormous&mdash;and  candidly  intimidating&mdash;glass,  steel,  and  white  sandstone  lobby.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Behind  the  solid  sandstone  desk,  a  very  attractive,  groomed,  blonde  young  woman  smiles  enjoyably  at  me.  She&rsquo;s  wearing  the  sharpest  charcoal  suit  jacket  and  white  shirt  I  have  ever  seen.  She  looks  immaculate.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I&rsquo;m  here  to  see  Mr.  Grey.  Anastasia  Steele  for  Katherine  Kavanagh.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Excuse  me  one  moment,  Miss  Steele.&rdquo;  She  arches  her  eyebrow  as  I  stand  self-consciously  before  her.  I&rsquo;m  beginning  to  wish  I&rsquo;d  borrowed  one  of  Kate&rsquo;s  formal  blazers  rather  than  worn  my  navy-blue  jacket.  I  have  made  an  effort  and  worn  my  one  and  only  skirt,  my  sensible  brown  knee-length  boots,  and  a  blue  sweater.  For  me,  this  is  smart.  I  tuck  one  of  the  escaped  tendrils  of  my  hair  behind  my  ear  as  I  pretend  she  doesn&rsquo;t  intimidate  me.  <br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Kavanagh  is  expected.  Please  sign  in  here,  Miss  Steele.  You&rsquo;ll  want  the  last  elevator  on  the  right,  press  for  the  twentieth  floor.&rdquo;  She  smiles  kindly  at  me,  amused  no  doubt,  as  I  sign  in.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  She  hands  me  a  security  pass  that  has  &ldquo;visitor&rdquo;  very  with resolute determination  stamped  on  the  front.  I  can&rsquo;t  support  my  smirk.  Surely  it&rsquo;s  apparent  that  I&rsquo;m  just  visiting.  I  don&rsquo;t  fit  in  here  at  all.  <i>Nothing  changes</i>.  I  inwardly  sigh.  Thanking  her,  I  walk  over  to  the  bank  of  elevators  and  past  the  two  security  men  who  are  both  far  more  smartly  dressed  than  I  am  in  their  well-cut  black  suits.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  The  elevator  whisks  me  at  terminal  velocity  to  the  twentieth  floor.  The  doors  slide  open,  and  I&rsquo;m  in  another  huge  lobby&mdash;again  all  glass,  steel,  and  white  sandstone.  I&rsquo;m  confronted  by  another  desk  of  sandstone  and  another  young  blonde  woman,  this  time  dressed  impeccably  in  black  and  white,  who  rises  to  greet  me.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Steele,  could  you  wait  here,  please?&rdquo;  She  points  to  a  seated  area  of  white  leather  chairs.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Behind  the  leather  chairs  is  a  spacious  glass-walled  meeting  room  with  an  evenly  extensive  dark  wood  table  and  at  least  twenty  sameness  chairs  around  it.  Beyond  that,  there  is  a  floor-to-ceiling  window  with  a  view  of  the  Seattle  skyline  that  looks  out  through  the  city  toward  the  Sound.  It&rsquo;s  a  stunning  vista,  and  I&rsquo;m  momentarily  paralyzed  by  the  view.  <i>Wow</i>.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  sit  down,  fish  the  questions  from  my  backpack,  and  go  through  them,  inwardly  cursing  Kate  for  not  providing  me  with  a  brief  biography.  I  recognise  not one thing  when it comes to  this  man  I&rsquo;m  with regards to  to  interview.  He  could  be  ninety  or  he  could  be  thirty.  The  uncertainty  is  galling,  and  my  nerves  resurface,  making  me  fidget.  I&rsquo;ve  never  been  comfortable  with  one-on-one  interviews,  preferring  the  anonymity  of  a  group  discussion  where  I  may  sit  inconspicuously  at  the  back  of  the  room.  To  be  honest,  I  prefer  my  own  company,  reading  a  classic  British  novel,  curled  up  in  a  chair  in  the  campus  library.  Not  sitting  twitching  nervously  in  a  colossal  glass-and-stone  edifice.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  roll  my  eyes  at  myself.  <i>Get  a  grip,  Steele</i>.  Judging  from  the  building,  which  is  too  clinical  and  modern,  I  guess  Grey  is  in  his  forties:  fit,  tanned,  and  fair-haired  to  match  the  rest  of  the  personnel.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Another  elegant,  flawlessly  dressed  blonde  comes  out  of  a  huge  door  to  the  right.  What  is  it  with  all  the  immaculate  blondes?  It&rsquo;s  like  Stepford  here.  Taking  a  deep  breath,  I  stand  up.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Steele?&rdquo;  the  latest  blonde  asks.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo;  I  croak,  and  clear  my  throat.  &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;  There,  that  sounded  more  confident.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Mr.  Grey  will  see  you  in  a  moment.  May  I  take  your  jacket?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Oh,  please.&rdquo;  I  struggle  out  of  the  jacket.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Have  you  been  offered  any  refreshment?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Um&mdash;no.&rdquo;  Oh  dear,  is  Blonde  Number  One  in  trouble?<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Blonde  Number  Two  frowns  and  eyes  the  young  woman  at  the  desk.<br />  &ldquo;Would  you  like  tea,  coffee,  water?&rdquo;  she  asks,  turning  her  attention  back  to  me.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;A  glass  of  water.  Thank  you,&rdquo;  I  murmur.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Olivia,  please  fetch  Miss  Steele  a  glass  of  water.&rdquo;  Her  voice  is  stern.  Olivia  scoots  up  and  scurries  to  a  door  on  the  other  side  of  the  foyer.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;My  apologies,  Miss  Steele,  Olivia  is  our  new  intern.  Please  be  seated.  Mr.  Grey  will  be  another  five  minutes.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Olivia  returns  with  a  glass  of  iced  water.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Here  you  go,  Miss  Steele.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Thank  you.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Blonde  Number  Two  marches  over  to  the  big  desk,  her  heels  clicking  and  echoing  on  the  sandstone  floor.  She  sits  down,  and  they  both  carry on  their  work.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Perhaps  Mr.  Grey  insists  on  all  his  workers  being  blonde.  I&rsquo;m  marveling  idly  if  that&rsquo;s  legal,  when  the  office  door  opens  and  a  tall,  elegantly  dressed,  beautiful  African  American  man  with  short  dreads  exits.  I  have  unquestionably  worn  the  defective  clothes.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  He  turns  and  says  through  the  door,  &ldquo;Golf  this  week,  Grey?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  don&rsquo;t  listen  the  reply.  He  turns,  sees  me,  and  smiles,  his  dark  eyes  crinkling  at  the  corners.  Olivia  has  jumped  up  and  called  the  elevator.  She  seems  to  excel  at  jumping  from  her  seat.  She&rsquo;s  more  nervous  than  me!<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Good  afternoon,  ladies,&rdquo;  he  says  as  he  departs  through  the  sliding  door.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Mr.  Grey  will  see  you  now,  Miss  Steele.  Do  go  through,&rdquo;  Blonde  Number  Two  says.  I  stand  rather  shakily,  attempting  to  suppress  my  nerves.  Gathering  up  my  backpack,  I  abandon  my  glass  of  water  and  make  my  way  to  the  partially  open  door.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;You  don&rsquo;t  need  to  knock&mdash;just  go  in.&rdquo;  She  smiles  kindly.  <br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  push  open  the  door  and  stumble  through,  tripping  over  my  own  feet  and  falling  headfirst  into  the  office.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Double  crap&mdash;me  and  my  two  left  feet!  I  am  on  my  hands  and  knees  in  the  doorway  to  Mr.  Grey&rsquo;s  office,  and  tame  h&#8230;</p>
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<p>5818 of 6092 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star30_tpng.png" alt="3">An older man on truckling<br /><span>By david shobin/thatch pond corp<br />First, a disclaimer. I am a male senior citizen, a semi-retired gynecologist whose customary literary fare is spy novels and military techno-thrillers. I have never read a romance before, except perhaps for junior high&#8217;s &#8220;A Tale of Two Cities&#8221; (or was that a classic?) But after the recent hullabaloo over James&#8217; &#8220;Fifty Shades,&#8221; I opted to give the genre a glance.</p>
<p>The book&#8217;s protagonist is college student Anastasia, who has never had sex or even &#8220;touched herself.&#8221; I had to suspend disbelief at the social and sexual naivete of this twenty-one year-old, but I guess this implied vulnerability makes her more attractive as a romantic heroine. Yet it doesn&#8217;t take her long to rectify this situation, and soon she is having orgasm after orgasm at the behest of her &#8220;dominant&#8221; partner, Mr. Grey. At my age, my arthritis flared up just reading about Ana&#8217;s sexual gymnastics. And for some reason, I kept thinking about her contracting genital warts. Soon, however,  Ana&#8217;s endless pyrotechnic climaxes resembled repetitively watching porn: after a while, it leaves  me bored and yawning. That said, there was a definite infectiousness to the plot; and taking Viagra to stiffen my resolve, I persevered.</p>
<p>James&#8217; strong suit is her ability to elicit sympathy in the protagonist. I wanted to find out what happened to Anastasia, and that lent the story a compelling, page-turning quality. James is a polished novelist. Her dialogue is crisp, her prose poised, and her paragraphs well-parsed. The author&#8217;s considerable skills notwithstanding, would I pick up an erotic romance like this again? Probably not.</p>
<p>But that&#8217;s just me.</p>
<p>3312 of 3626 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star10_tpng.png" alt="1">Could not finish<br /><span>By RiverinaRomantics<br />1.5 stars</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t enjoy writing bad reviews, honestly it puts a sick feeling in my stomach, but at the moment I am feeling too annoyed not to write one. So please don&#8217;t get snarky &#8211; I do realise I am in the minority with my opinions.</p>
<p>OK, I couldn&#8217;t finish this book. I tried, holy hell did I try &#8211; but by 88% I was so annoyed I had to put it down.</p>
<p>And after a lot of contemplation I have decided not to rant and rave, but simply state in point form what I didn&#8217;t like.</p>
<p>~ The writing was too sterile. There was no depth and I found it hard connecting to any of it. There was a whole heap of &#8211; I touched him, he touched me, I did this, he did that. And it wasn&#8217;t engaging at all.<br />When I read I want to be able to feel the emotion, not be told how a scene is playing out as if the heroine is actually an observer.</p>
<p>~ The sex &#8211; it wasn&#8217;t hot at all. I wouldn&#8217;t even classify it as erotic. For some strange reason I have the opinion that you need to be able to refer to your vagina as something more erotic than &#8216;down there&#8217; before you can pull off a significant hotness rating.</p>
<p>~ Christian &#8211; ok, he was relatively hot but not enough to get my blood pumping. He wasn&#8217;t alpha enough for me. One moment he is trying to be hard core the next he is gasping because she is wearing his underwear.<br />Now if that was my dominant alpha, he would have given me a cocky smile, licked his lips and gave that &#8216;how you doin&#8217; look, But no, he gasped like a little girl.</p>
<p>~ The price&#8230;.I don&#8217;t get it. How can a publisher charge this much for a book written so badly?? **This refers to the price it was set when first release**</p>
<p>&#8230;..ok, I could go on, I could practically write a novel, but I won&#8217;t.</p>
<p>I will take my Inner Goddess (seriously if I had to read that line one more time I would have caused self harm) and find something else to read.</p>
<p>1288 of 1412 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star10_tpng.png" alt="1">Where to start with this?<br /><span>By GadgetChick<br />The success of this book baffles me. While I am not an avid reader of &#8220;erotic fiction,&#8221; I have read some, and everything that I&#8217;ve read is so much better than this, it&#8217;s ridiculous. If you&#8217;re contemplating buying this book, here&#8217;s what the book is, if this helps you make a decision:<br />- Take Stephenie Meyer&#8217;s ham-handed, awkward writing and turn down the &#8220;quality&#8221; dial about four &#8211; maybe five &#8211; notches. Romance novel readers can look at it this way &#8211; the writing is about two levels worse than the worst Harlequin romance you&#8217;ve ever read.<br />- Add in a Stephenie Meyer-esque heroine, a woman so boring it is hard to imagine how anyone &#8211; much less an extremely rich, sophisticated, smart, experienced dominant &#8211; would ever see anything the least bit interesting in her. Just like Bella in the Twilight novels, Anastasia is mostly just a cipher, a complete blank that women can project themselves onto. She&#8217;s not that smart, she&#8217;s not that funny, she has very pedestrian beliefs, goals and ambitions, she has standard mommy-didn&#8217;t-love-me and divorced-parent issues. Actually, Anastasia is Bella, just this time around she gets into sex.<br />- Add in some clumsily-written sex scenes and a whole lot of mostly inaccurate, overblown information about BDSM. Then couch the sex scenes in a whole lot of very boring dialogue and &#8220;plot&#8221; (mainly consisting of the main characters&#8217; emails to each other &#8211; is there anything more boring than reading someone else&#8217;s emails?) so there can at least be a pretense that there is a story here, and that the book isn&#8217;t just bad BDSM erotica.<br />Part of my problem with the book is the poor quality, including everything I&#8217;ve mentioned above. My other main problem with the book is just how unbelievable the story and the characters are. There are very few experienced doms out there who get involved with uninitiated subs this way. There are very few doms with Christian&#8217;s resources that have to resort to uninitiated partners, no matter how &#8220;fascinating&#8221; (not) they are &#8211; they can pretty much purchase as much experience and expertise in their partners as they need, and generally, they need and want a lot of experience &#8211; bringing someone up to their level takes time and effort and becomes boring pretty quickly. I would actually caution women who might be interested in this kind of arrangement with a dominant, now that they&#8217;ve read the book &#8211; experienced doms who look for uninitiated subs do not usually have good intentions of bringing someone along into the lifestyle slowly, and buying them cars and computers. It&#8217;s something people should steer clear of, not seek out.<br />I don&#8217;t know. I guess if this gets some housewives hot and bothered and spices up their bedroom life, there&#8217;s no harm in it. Husbands everywhere will probably get some awesome experiences out of this whole temporary BDSM-lite erotic-fiction craze. But, the really tragic thing is that there are authors of erotic fiction out there, who have been working for a long time, who actually have &#8211; you know &#8211; WRITING SKILLS &#8211; who will never be as rich or as famous as the woman who wrote this very lackluster book that is getting all kinds of unwarranted attention, for no good reason.<br />If readers of this are really interested in this whole BDSM erotic-fiction thing, without the thinly-veiled, poorly-constructed romance subtext, I highly recommend the Sleeping Beauty series that Anne Rice wrote under a pen name, A.N. Roquelaure. The first one, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, is available for Kindle here on Amazon. It&#8217;s much better written, overall, than this book, and also much more creative (and thus, much hotter).</p>
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<p>Colors  symbolize  emotions,  so  much,  so  that  they  influence  our  thoughts  and  make  us  perceive  things  differently.  Through  ages,  colors  have  been  given  varying  connotations,  driven  now and again  by  their  natural  occurrences,  while  a lot of  others  by  their  distinct  associations  with  sure  elements.  Gray  color  is  a  mix  of  two  colors  with  precisely  opposite  properties  and  therefore,  carries  the  calibers  of  both.  White  and  black  colors  in  varying  combinations,  give  the  respective  shades  of  gray  color.  White  is  a  color  that  reflects  all  light  and  appears  the  brightest.  Therefore,  the  color  symbolism  of  gray  is  matched  with  abundance  and  illumination.  Black,  on  the  other  hand,  absorbs  all  light  and  reflects  nothing.  This  makes  it  the  color  of  the  concealed  and  nothingness.  The  two  constituent  colors  of  gray  have  an  effect  of  counterbalancing  each  other&#8217;s  attributes.  Therefore,  it  is  strongly  affiliated  with  remainder  and  neutrality.</p>
<p>&#8216;Gray  area&#8217;  is  an  expression  employed  to  describe  murky  elements,  which  may  be  neither  considered  positive  (symbolized  by  white)  nor  negative  (symbolized  by  black).  Gray  is  linked  with  sadness  and  despondency.  This  interpretation  is  derived  from  occasional  gray  clouds  in  the  sky  that  prevent  sunlight  from  reaching  the  Earth,  thereby  creating  a  causing sad feelings of gloom and inadequacy  atmosphere.  Artists  through  the  respective  sects  of  painting  have  employed  gray  skies  to  spotlight  unhappiness  and  sentiments.  Renaissance  painters  applied  the  shades  of  gray  for  painting  the  costume  of  the  peasantry,  the  bourgeois,  and  the  underprivileged,  which  were  a  real  life  depiction  and  a  technique  for  highlighting  the  other  significant  distinct features  of  their  pieces.  The  holy  men  and  the  hermits  of  the  Elizabethan  era  in  England  likewise  employed  gray  costume  to  signify  simplicity.  Gray  was  a  standard  choice  of  the  European  painters  for  creating  under  painting,  which  a  monochrome  basic  painting  applied  as  a  base  for  the  full-fledged  colored  painting.  One  of  the  classic  examples  of  a  gray  scale  beneath  painting  is  Jean  Auguste  Dominique  Ingres&#8217;  &#8216;Odalisque.&#8217;</p>
<p>In  the  European  nations,  the  color  symbolism  of  gray  advocated  mourning,  death,  and  lamentation,  because  of  the  color  of  ashes.  The  Biblical  interpretation  of  gray  is  repentance,  selflessness,  purity  of  thoughts,  fasting,  and  worship.  It  is  linked  with  the  season  of  &#8216;Lent&#8217;  (days  without delay  preceding  the  Holy  Week).  Gray  is  universally  symbolizes  intelligence,  due  to  it is  reference  to  the  gray  neurons  in  the  brain.  Gray  may  be  employed  in  combining  with  dissimilar  colors.  The  color  system  in  such  cases  derives  it is  necessary  reputation  from  the  other  colors  being  used.  Gray  color  on an individual basis  portrays  formality,  sophistication,  seniority,  deference,  experience,  wisdom,  reliability,  traditions,  security,  vegetated  life,  lack  of  distinction,  sentiments,  demise,  dirt,  and  pollution.</p>
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<p>When  creative writing of recognized artisti value  student  Anastasia  Steele  goes  to  consultation  young  enterpriser  Christian  Grey,  she  encounters  a  man  who  is  beautiful,  brilliant,  and  intimidating.  The  unworldly,  innocent  Ana  is  startled  to  realize  she  wants  this  man  and,  in spite of  his  enigmatic  reserve,  finds  she  is  desperate  to  get  close  to  him.  Unable  to  protest  Ana&rsquo;s  quiet  beauty,  wit,  and  independent  spirit,  Grey  admits  he  wants  her,  too&mdash;but  on  his  own  terms.<br />&nbsp;<br />Shocked  yet  thrilled  by  Grey&rsquo;s  singular  (erotic|sexual pleasure|sexually arousing  tastes,  Ana  hesitates.  For  all  the  trappings  of  success&mdash;his  multinational  businesses,  his  tremendous  wealth,  his  loving  family&mdash;Grey  is  a  man  tormented  by  demons  and  consumed  by  the  need  to  control.  When  the  couple  embarks  on  a  daring,  passionately  physical  affair,  Ana  discovers  Christian  Grey&rsquo;s  mysteries  and  explores  her  own  dark  desires.</p>
<p>Erotic,  amusing,  and  deeply  moving,  the  Fifty  Shades  Trilogy  is  a  tale  that  will  obsess  you,  possess  you,  and  stay  with  you  forever.</p>
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<p>ReviewA  GoodReads  Choice  Awards  Finalist  for  Best  Romance</p>
<p>&#8220;In  a  class  by  itself.&#8221;&nbsp;  <br />&mdash;<i>Entertainment  Weekly</i></p>
<p>About  the  AuthorE  L  James  is  a  former  TV  executive,  wife  and  mother  of  two  based  in  West  London.  Since  early  childhood  she  dreamed  of  writing  stories  that  readers  would  fall  in  love  with,  but  put  those  dreams  on  hold  to  focus  on  her  family  and  her  career.  She  at long last  plucked  up  the  courage  to  put  pen  to  paper  with  her  firstborn  novel,  <i>Fifty  Shades  of  Grey</i>.</p>
<p>Excerpt.  &copy;  Reprinted  by  permission.  All  rights  reserved.<b>CHAPTER  ONE</b><br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  scowl  with  feeling of annoyance at being hindered or criticized  at  myself  in  the  mirror.  Damn  my  hair&mdash;it  just  won&rsquo;t  behave,  and  damn  Katherine  Kavanagh  for  being  ill  and  subjecting  me  to  this  ordeal.  I  must  be  studying  for  my  final  exams,  which  are  next  week,  yet  here  I  am  attempting  to  brush  my  hair  into  submission.  <i>I  ought to  not  sleep  with  it  wet.  I  ought to  not  sleep  with  it  wet.</i>  Reciting  this  mantra  various  times,  I  attempt,  once  more,  to  fetch  it  under  control  with  the  brush.  I  roll  my  eyes  in  exasperation  and  look with fixed eyes  at  the  pale,  brown-haired  girl  with  blue  eyes  too  huge  for  her  face  staring  back  at  me,  and  give  up.  My  only  option  is  to  restrain  my  wayward  hair  in  a  ponytail  and  hope  that  I  look  semi-presentable.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Kate  is  my  roommate,  and  she  has  chosen  today  of  all  days  to  succumb  to  the  flu.  Therefore,  she  can not  attend  the  consultation  she&rsquo;d  arranged  to  do,  with  some  mega-industrialist  tycoon  I&rsquo;ve  never  heard  of,  for  the  student  newspaper.  So  I  have  been  volunteered.  I  have  final  exams  to  cram  for  and  one  essay  to  finish,  and  I&rsquo;m  supposed  to  be  working  this  afternoon,  but  no&mdash;today  I  have  to  drive  165  miles  to  downtown  Seattle  in  order  to  meet  the  enigmatic  CEO  of  Grey  Enterprises  Holdings,  Inc.  As  an  special  enterpriser  and  major  benefactor  of  our  university,  his  time  is  extraordinarily  precious&mdash;much  more  cherished  than  mine&mdash;but  he  has  granted  Kate  an  interview.  A  real  coup,  she  tells  me.  Damn  her  extracurricular  activities.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Kate  is  huddled  on  the  couch  in  the  living  room.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Ana,  I&rsquo;m  sorry.  It  took  me  nine  months  to  get  this  interview.  It  will  take  another  six  to  reschedule,  and  we&rsquo;ll  both  have  graduated  by  then.  As  the  editor,  I  can&rsquo;t  blow  this  off.  Please,&rdquo;  Kate  begs  me  in  her  rasping,  sore  throat  voice.  How  does  she  do  it?  Even  ill  she  looks  gamine  and  gorgeous,  strawberry  blond  hair  in  place  and  green  eyes  bright,  though  now  red  rimmed  and  runny.  I  ignore  my  pang  of  unwelcome  sympathy.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Of  course  I&rsquo;ll  go,  Kate.  You  ought to  get  back  to  bed.  Would  you  like  a great deal of  NyQuil  or  Tylenol?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;NyQuil,  please.  Here  are  the  questions  and  my  digital  recorder.  Just  press  record  here.  Make  notes,  I&rsquo;ll  transcribe  it  all.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I  recognise  not one thing  regarding  him,&rdquo;  I  murmur,  attempting  and  failing  to  suppress  my  rising  panic.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;The  questions  will  see  you  through.  Go.  It&rsquo;s  a  long  drive.  I  don&rsquo;t  want  you  to  be  late.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Okay,  I&rsquo;m  going.  Get  back  to  bed.  I  made  you  galore  soup  to  heat  up  later.&rdquo;  I  stare  at  her  fondly.  <i>Only  for  you,  Kate,  would  I  do  this.</i><br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I  will.  Good  luck.  And  thanks,  Ana&mdash;as  usual,  you&rsquo;re  my  lifesaver.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Gathering  my  backpack,  I  smile  wryly  at  her,  then  head  out  the  door  to  the  car.  I  can not  believe  I  have  let  Kate  talk  me  into  this.  But  then  Kate  may  talk  any individual  into  anything.  She&rsquo;ll  make  an  particular  journalist.  She&rsquo;s  articulate,  strong,  persuasive,  argumentative,  beautiful&mdash;and  she&rsquo;s  my  dearest,  dearest  friend.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  The  roads  are  clear  as  I  set  off  from  Vancouver,  Washington,  toward  Interstate  5.  It&rsquo;s  early,  and  I  don&rsquo;t  have  to  be  in  Seattle  until  two  this  afternoon.  Fortunately,  Kate  has  lent  me  her  sporty  Mercedes  CLK.  I&rsquo;m  not  sure  Wanda,  my  old  VW  Beetle,  would  make  the  journeying  in  time.  Oh,  the  Merc  is  a  fun  drive,  and  the  miles  slip  away  as  I  hit  the  pedal  to  the  metal.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  My  destination  is  the  headquarters  of  Mr.  Grey&rsquo;s  international  enterprise.  It&rsquo;s  a  big  twenty-story  office  building,  all  curved  glass  and  steel,  an  architect&rsquo;s  utilitarian  fantasy,  with  GREY  HOUSE  written  discreetly  in  steel  over  the  glass  front  doors.  It&rsquo;s  a  quarter  to  two  when  I  arrive,  mainly  relieved  that  I&rsquo;m  not  late  as  I  walk  into  the  enormous&mdash;and  frankly  intimidating&mdash;glass,  steel,  and  white  sandstone  lobby.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Behind  the  solid  sandstone  desk,  a  very  attractive,  groomed,  blonde  young  woman  smiles  enjoyably  at  me.  She&rsquo;s  wearing  the  sharpest  charcoal  suit  jacket  and  white  shirt  I  have  ever  seen.  She  looks  immaculate.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;I&rsquo;m  here  to  see  Mr.  Grey.  Anastasia  Steele  for  Katherine  Kavanagh.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Excuse  me  one  moment,  Miss  Steele.&rdquo;  She  arches  her  eyebrow  as  I  stand  self-consciously  before  her.  I&rsquo;m  beginning  to  wish  I&rsquo;d  borrowed  one  of  Kate&rsquo;s  formal  blazers  rather  than  worn  my  navy-blue  jacket.  I  have  made  an  venture  and  worn  my  one  and  only  skirt,  my  sensible  brown  knee-length  boots,  and  a  blue  sweater.  For  me,  this  is  smart.  I  tuck  one  of  the  escaped  tendrils  of  my  hair  behind  my  ear  as  I  pretend  she  doesn&rsquo;t  intimidate  me.  <br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Kavanagh  is  expected.  Please  sign  in  here,  Miss  Steele.  You&rsquo;ll  want  the  last  elevator  on  the  right,  press  for  the  twentieth  floor.&rdquo;  She  smiles  kindly  at  me,  amused  no  doubt,  as  I  sign  in.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  She  hands  me  a  security  pass  that  has  &ldquo;visitor&rdquo;  very  with resolute determination  stamped  on  the  front.  I  can&rsquo;t  aid  my  smirk.  Surely  it&rsquo;s  evident  that  I&rsquo;m  just  visiting.  I  don&rsquo;t  fit  in  here  at  all.  <i>Nothing  changes</i>.  I  inwardly  sigh.  Thanking  her,  I  walk  over  to  the  bank  of  elevators  and  past  the  two  security  men  who  are  both  far  more  smartly  dressed  than  I  am  in  their  well-cut  black  suits.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  The  elevator  whisks  me  at  terminal  velocity  to  the  twentieth  floor.  The  doors  slide  open,  and  I&rsquo;m  in  another  big  lobby&mdash;again  all  glass,  steel,  and  white  sandstone.  I&rsquo;m  confronted  by  another  desk  of  sandstone  and  another  young  blonde  woman,  this  time  dressed  impeccably  in  black  and  white,  who  rises  to  greet  me.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Steele,  could  you  wait  here,  please?&rdquo;  She  points  to  a  seated  area  of  white  leather  chairs.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Behind  the  leather  chairs  is  a  spacious  glass-walled  meeting  room  with  an  evenly  spacious  dark  wood  table  and  at  least  twenty  corresponding  chairs  around  it.  Beyond  that,  there  is  a  floor-to-ceiling  window  with  a  view  of  the  Seattle  skyline  that  looks  out  through  the  city  toward  the  Sound.  It&rsquo;s  a  stunning  vista,  and  I&rsquo;m  momentarily  paralyzed  by  the  view.  <i>Wow</i>.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  sit  down,  fish  the  questions  from  my  backpack,  and  go  through  them,  inwardly  cursing  Kate  for  not  providing  me  with  a  brief  biography.  I  know  not one thing  with regards to  this  man  I&rsquo;m  regarding  to  interview.  He  could  be  ninety  or  he  could  be  thirty.  The  uncertainty  is  galling,  and  my  nerves  resurface,  making  me  fidget.  I&rsquo;ve  never  been  comfortable  with  one-on-one  interviews,  preferring  the  anonymity  of  a  group  discussion  where  I  may  sit  inconspicuously  at  the  back  of  the  room.  To  be  honest,  I  prefer  my  own  company,  reading  a  classic  British  novel,  curled  up  in  a  chair  in  the  campus  library.  Not  sitting  twitching  nervously  in  a  colossal  glass-and-stone  edifice.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  roll  my  eyes  at  myself.  <i>Get  a  grip,  Steele</i>.  Judging  from  the  building,  which  is  too  clinical  and  modern,  I  guess  Grey  is  in  his  forties:  fit,  tanned,  and  fair-haired  to  match  the  rest  of  the  personnel.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Another  elegant,  flawlessly  dressed  blonde  comes  out  of  a  big  door  to  the  right.  What  is  it  with  all  the  immaculate  blondes?  It&rsquo;s  like  Stepford  here.  Taking  a  deep  breath,  I  stand  up.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Miss  Steele?&rdquo;  the  latest  blonde  asks.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo;  I  croak,  and  clear  my  throat.  &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;  There,  that  sounded  more  confident.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Mr.  Grey  will  see  you  in  a  moment.  May  I  take  your  jacket?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Oh,  please.&rdquo;  I  struggle  out  of  the  jacket.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Have  you  been  offered  any  refreshment?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Um&mdash;no.&rdquo;  Oh  dear,  is  Blonde  Number  One  in  trouble?<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Blonde  Number  Two  frowns  and  eyes  the  young  woman  at  the  desk.<br />  &ldquo;Would  you  like  tea,  coffee,  water?&rdquo;  she  asks,  turning  her  attention  back  to  me.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;A  glass  of  water.  Thank  you,&rdquo;  I  murmur.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Olivia,  please  fetch  Miss  Steele  a  glass  of  water.&rdquo;  Her  voice  is  stern.  Olivia  scoots  up  and  scurries  to  a  door  on  the  other  side  of  the  foyer.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;My  apologies,  Miss  Steele,  Olivia  is  our  new  intern.  Please  be  seated.  Mr.  Grey  will  be  another  five  minutes.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Olivia  returns  with  a  glass  of  iced  water.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Here  you  go,  Miss  Steele.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Thank  you.&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Blonde  Number  Two  marches  over  to  the  big  desk,  her  heels  clicking  and  echoing  on  the  sandstone  floor.  She  sits  down,  and  they  both  proceed  their  work.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Perhaps  Mr.  Grey  insists  on  all  his  workers  being  blonde.  I&rsquo;m  marveling  idly  if  that&rsquo;s  legal,  when  the  office  door  opens  and  a  tall,  elegantly  dressed,  beautiful  African  American  man  with  short  dreads  exits.  I  have  unquestionably  worn  the  defective  clothes.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  He  turns  and  says  through  the  door,  &ldquo;Golf  this  week,  Grey?&rdquo;<br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  don&rsquo;t  listen  the  reply.  He  turns,  sees  me,  and  smiles,  his  dark  eyes  crinkling  at  the  corners.  Olivia  has  jumped  up  and  called  the  elevator.  She  seems  to  excel  at  jumping  from  her  seat.  She&rsquo;s  more  nervous  than  me!<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Good  afternoon,  ladies,&rdquo;  he  says  as  he  departs  through  the  sliding  door.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;Mr.  Grey  will  see  you  now,  Miss  Steele.  Do  go  through,&rdquo;  Blonde  Number  Two  says.  I  stand  rather  shakily,  attempting  to  suppress  my  nerves.  Gathering  up  my  backpack,  I  abandon  my  glass  of  water  and  make  my  way  to  the  partially  open  door.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  &ldquo;You  don&rsquo;t  need  to  knock&mdash;just  go  in.&rdquo;  She  smiles  kindly.  <br />  &nbsp;<br />  I  push  open  the  door  and  stumble  through,  tripping  over  my  own  feet  and  falling  headfirst  into  the  office.<br />  &nbsp;<br />  Double  crap&mdash;me  and  my  two  left  feet!  I  am  on  my  hands  and  knees  in  the  doorway  to  Mr.  Grey&rsquo;s  office,  and  tame  h&#8230;</p>
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<p>5146 of 5396 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star30_tpng.png" alt="3">An older man on truckling<br /><span>By david shobin/thatch pond corp<br />First, a disclaimer. I am a male senior citizen, a semi-retired gynecologist whose customary literary fare is spy novels and military techno-thrillers. I have never read a romance before, except perhaps for junior high&#8217;s &#8220;A Tale of Two Cities&#8221; (or was that a classic?) But after the recent hullabaloo over James&#8217; &#8220;Fifty Shades,&#8221; I opted to give the genre a glance.</p>
<p>The book&#8217;s protagonist is college student Anastasia, who has never had sex or even &#8220;touched herself.&#8221; I had to suspend disbelief at the social and sexual naivete of this twenty-one year-old, but I guess this implied vulnerability makes her more attractive as a romantic heroine. Yet it doesn&#8217;t take her long to rectify this situation, and soon she is having orgasm after orgasm at the behest of her &#8220;dominant&#8221; partner, Mr. Grey. At my age, my arthritis flared up just reading about Ana&#8217;s sexual gymnastics. And for some reason, I kept thinking about her contracting genital warts. Soon, however,  Ana&#8217;s endless pyrotechnic climaxes resembled repetitively watching porn: after a while, it leaves  me bored and yawning. That said, there was a definite infectiousness to the plot; and taking Viagra to stiffen my resolve, I persevered.</p>
<p>James&#8217; strong suit is her ability to elicit sympathy in the protagonist. I wanted to find out what happened to Anastasia, and that lent the story a compelling, page-turning quality. James is a polished novelist. Her dialogue is crisp, her prose poised, and her paragraphs well-parsed. The author&#8217;s considerable skills notwithstanding, would I pick up an erotic romance like this again? Probably not.</p>
<p>But that&#8217;s just me.</p>
<p>945 of 1030 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star10_tpng.png" alt="1">Where to start with this?<br /><span>By GadgetChick<br />The success of this book baffles me. While I am not an avid reader of &#8220;erotic fiction,&#8221; I have read some, and everything that I&#8217;ve read is so much better than this, it&#8217;s ridiculous. If you&#8217;re contemplating buying this book, here&#8217;s what the book is, if this helps you make a decision:<br />- Take Stephenie Meyer&#8217;s ham-handed, awkward writing and turn down the &#8220;quality&#8221; dial about four &#8211; maybe five &#8211; notches. Romance novel readers can look at it this way &#8211; the writing is about two levels worse than the worst Harlequin romance you&#8217;ve ever read.<br />- Add in a Stephenie Meyer-esque heroine, a woman so boring it is hard to imagine how anyone &#8211; much less an extremely rich, sophisticated, smart, experienced dominant &#8211; would ever see anything the least bit interesting in her. Just like Bella in the Twilight novels, Anastasia is mostly just a cipher, a complete blank that women can project themselves onto. She&#8217;s not that smart, she&#8217;s not that funny, she has very pedestrian beliefs, goals and ambitions, she has standard mommy-didn&#8217;t-love-me and divorced-parent issues. Actually, Anastasia is Bella, just this time around she gets into sex.<br />- Add in some clumsily-written sex scenes and a whole lot of mostly inaccurate, overblown information about BDSM. Then couch the sex scenes in a whole lot of very boring dialogue and &#8220;plot&#8221; (mainly consisting of the main characters&#8217; emails to each other &#8211; is there anything more boring than reading someone else&#8217;s emails?) so there can at least be a pretense that there is a story here, and that the book isn&#8217;t just bad BDSM erotica.<br />Part of my problem with the book is the poor quality, including everything I&#8217;ve mentioned above. My other main problem with the book is just how unbelievable the story and the characters are. There are very few experienced doms out there who get involved with uninitiated subs this way. There are very few doms with Christian&#8217;s resources that have to resort to uninitiated partners, no matter how &#8220;fascinating&#8221; (not) they are &#8211; they can pretty much purchase as much experience and expertise in their partners as they need, and generally, they need and want a lot of experience &#8211; bringing someone up to their level takes time and effort and becomes boring pretty quickly. I would actually caution women who might be interested in this kind of arrangement with a dominant, now that they&#8217;ve read the book &#8211; experienced doms who look for uninitiated subs do not usually have good intentions of bringing someone along into the lifestyle slowly, and buying them cars and computers. It&#8217;s something people should steer clear of, not seek out.<br />I don&#8217;t know. I guess if this gets some housewives hot and bothered and spices up their bedroom life, there&#8217;s no harm in it. Husbands everywhere will probably get some awesome experiences out of this whole temporary BDSM-lite erotic-fiction craze. But, the really tragic thing is that there are authors of erotic fiction out there, who have been working for a long time, who actually have &#8211; you know &#8211; WRITING SKILLS &#8211; who will never be as rich or as famous as the woman who wrote this very lackluster book that is getting all kinds of unwarranted attention, for no good reason.<br />If readers of this are really interested in this whole BDSM erotic-fiction thing, without the thinly-veiled, poorly-constructed romance subtext, I highly recommend the Sleeping Beauty series that Anne Rice wrote under a pen name, A.N. Roquelaure. The first one, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, is available for Kindle here on Amazon. It&#8217;s much better written, overall, than this book, and also much more creative (and thus, much hotter).</p>
<p>2940 of 3224 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star10_tpng.png" alt="1">Could not finish<br /><span>By RiverinaRomantics<br />1.5 stars</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t enjoy writing bad reviews, honestly it puts a sick feeling in my stomach, but at the moment I am feeling too annoyed not to write one. So please don&#8217;t get snarky &#8211; I do realise I am in the minority with my opinions.</p>
<p>OK, I couldn&#8217;t finish this book. I tried, holy hell did I try &#8211; but by 88% I was so annoyed I had to put it down.</p>
<p>And after a lot of contemplation I have decided not to rant and rave, but simple state in point form what I didn&#8217;t like.</p>
<p>~ The writing was too sterile. There was no depth and I found it hard connecting to any of it. There was a whole heap of &#8211; I touched him, he touched me, I did this, he did that. And it wasn&#8217;t engaging at all.<br />When I read I want to be able to feel the emotion, not be told how a scene is playing out as if the heroine is actually an observer.</p>
<p>~ The sex &#8211; it wasn&#8217;t hot at all. I wouldn&#8217;t even classify it as erotic. For some strange reason I have the opinion that you need to be able to refer to your vagina as something more erotic than &#8216;down there&#8217; before you can pull off a significant hotness rating.</p>
<p>~ Christian &#8211; ok, he was relatively hot but not enough to get my blood pumping. He wasn&#8217;t alpha enough for me. One moment he is trying to be hard core the next he is gasping because she is wearing his underwear.<br />Now if that was my dominant alpha, he would have given me a cocky smile, licked his lips and gave that &#8216;how you doin&#8217; look, But no, he gasped like a little girl.</p>
<p>~ The price&#8230;.I don&#8217;t get it. How can a publisher charge this much for a book written so badly??</p>
<p>&#8230;..ok, I could go on, I could practically write a novel, but I won&#8217;t.</p>
<p>I will take my Inner Goddess (seriously if I had to read that line one more time I would have caused self harm) and my find something else to read.</p>
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<p>Colors  symbolize  emotions,  so  much,  so  that  they  influence  our  thoughts  and  make  us  understand  things  differently.  Through  ages,  colors  have  been  given  varying  connotations,  driven  on occasion  by  their  natural  occurrences,  while  galore  others  by  their  distinct  associations  with  sure  elements.  Gray  color  is  a  mix  of  two  colors  with  incisively  opposite  properties  and  therefore,  carries  the  calibers  of  both.  White  and  black  colors  in  varying  combinations,  give  the  respective  shades  of  gray  color.  White  is  a  color  that  reflects  all  light  and  appears  the  brightest.  Therefore,  the  color  symbolism  of  gray  is  matched  with  abundance  and  illumination.  Black,  on  the  other  hand,  absorbs  all  light  and  reflects  nothing.  This  makes  it  the  color  of  the  concealed  and  nothingness.  The  two  constituent  colors  of  gray  have  an  effect  of  counterbalancing  each  other&#8217;s  attributes.  Therefore,  it  is  strongly  affiliated  with  remainder  and  neutrality.</p>
<p>&#8216;Gray  area&#8217;  is  an  expression  applied  to  describe  murky  elements,  which  may  be  neither  considered  positive  (symbolized  by  white)  nor  negative  (symbolized  by  black).  Gray  is  linked  with  sadness  and  despondency.  This  interpretation  is  derived  from  occasional  gray  clouds  in  the  sky  that  prevent  sunlight  from  reaching  the  Earth,  thereby  creating  a  causing sad feelings of gloom and inadequacy  atmosphere.  Artists  through  the  respective  sects  of  painting  have  employed  gray  skies  to  spotlight  unhappiness  and  sentiments.  Renaissance  painters  applied  the  shades  of  gray  for  painting  the  costume  of  the  peasantry,  the  bourgeois,  and  the  underprivileged,  which  were  a  real  life  depiction  and  a  technique  for  highlighting  the  other  significant  distinct features  of  their  pieces.  The  holy  men  and  the  hermits  of  the  Elizabethan  era  in  England  also  used  gray  costume  to  signify  simplicity.  Gray  was  a  usual  choice  of  the  European  painters  for  creating  underneath  painting,  which  a  monochrome  basic  painting  applied  as  a  base  for  the  full-fledged  colored  painting.  One  of  the  classic  examples  of  a  gray  scale  under  painting  is  Jean  Auguste  Dominique  Ingres&#8217;  &#8216;Odalisque.&#8217;</p>
<p>In  the  European  nations,  the  color  symbolism  of  gray  advocated  mourning,  death,  and  lamentation,  because  of  the  color  of  ashes.  The  Biblical  interpretation  of  gray  is  repentance,  selflessness,  purity  of  thoughts,  fasting,  and  worship.  It  is  linked  with  the  season  of  &#8216;Lent&#8217;  (days  without delay  preceding  the  Holy  Week).  Gray  is  universally  symbolizes  intelligence,  due  to  it is  reference  to  the  gray  neurons  in  the  brain.  Gray  may  be  employed  in  combining  with  dissimilar  colors.  The  color  system  in  such  cases  derives  it is  necessary  reputation  from  the  other  colors  being  used.  Gray  color  on an individual basis  portrays  formality,  sophistication,  seniority,  deference,  experience,  wisdom,  reliability,  traditions,  security,  vegetated  life,  lack  of  distinction,  sentiments,  demise,  dirt,  and  pollution.</p>
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<p><B>COURAGE  WEARS  MANY  FACES</b>  <P>  The  Civil  War  may  be  over,  but  for  twelve-year-old  Will  Page,  the  pain  and  bitterness  haven&#8217;t  ended.  How  could  they  have,  when  the  Yankees  were  responsible  for  the  deaths  of  everyone  in  his  entire  prompt  family?  <P>  And  now  Will  has  to  leave  his  comfortable  home  in  the  Shenandoah  Valley  and  live  with  relatives  he  has  never  met,  persons  engaged in a struggle  to  eke  out  a  living  on  their  farm  in  the  war-torn  Virginia  Piedmont.  But  the  worst  of  it  is  that  Will&#8217;s  uncle  Jed  had  refused  to  fight  for  the  Confederacy.  <P>  At  first,  Will  regards  his  uncle  as  a  traitor  &#8212;  or  at  least  a  coward.  But  as  they  work  side  by  side,  Will  begins  to  respect  the  man.  And  when  he  sees  his  uncle  stand  up  for  what  he  believes  in,  Will  realizes  that  he  will have to  rethink  his  definition  of  honor  and  courage.</p>
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<p>From  Publishers  WeeklyOrphaned  by  the  Civil  War,  12-year-old  Ben  learns  a lot of  unexpected  truths  from  his  Uncle  Jed,  a  &#8220;coward&#8221;  who  refused  to  fight  in  the  war;  PW  said,  &#8220;thoughtfully  told,  the  novel  captures  the  hardships  that  followed  the  last  war  fought  on  U.S.  soil.&#8221;  Ages  8-12.  <BR>Copyright  1991  Reed  Business  Information,  Inc.</p>
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<p>11 of 12 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star50_tpng.png" alt="5">good book for boys or girls<br /><span>By Taryn Burgin<br />Shades of Grey is an excellent book. It is about a boy whose dad and his brothers go to fight in the war and end up getting killed. Also his sisters died because of malnutrition and his mom died of depression. So Will had to go live with his aunt. But he doesn&#8217;t want to because his uncle refused to fight in the war. One element that I noticed a lot was flashback. Will kept remembering how his life was so different when he lived in Winchester.</p>
<p>11 of 12 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star40_tpng.png" alt="4">Shades of Gray<br /><span>By J Ward<br />Orphaned, angry, and bitter, twelve-year-old Will arrives in the Virginia Piedmont immediately after the Civil War to live with relatives he has never met.  Will&#8217;s father died fighting for the confederacy and his mother and siblings also died as a result of the war.  Now Will&#8217;s only home is with his Uncle Jed, a pacifist, whom Will considers a coward because of Jed&#8217;s refusal to fight in the war.  But as Will matures physically and emotionally he recognizes his own fears and weaknesses and the battles he fights in the Piedmont are far different from the battle he thought he had come to fight with his Uncle Jed.  Recurring conflicts between Will and the other characters keep the book exciting for young readers.  Teachers will find Shades of Gray an important addition to their Civil War study materials for its contribution to helping young readers understand the lasting effects of the war on the communities and families divided by the conflict.  Ages 9-12.</p>
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<p>Dr.  John    Gray    author    of    the    best    vender  &#8220;Men    are    from  Mars,    women    are    from  Venus&#8221;<br />
<br />Dr.  Gray    cited    as    a    preamble    to    his    talk    that    when    his    book    &#8216;Men    are      from    Mars,    Women    from    Venus&#8217;    had    come    out  he    was    questioned    whether    one    may    make    generalizations    in  terms    of    the    behaviour    of  men    and    women.  The    only    response    he    gave  was    whether    they    resonated    with  what    was    written    in  the    book  and    100%    of    the    time  they    replied    &#8216;Yes&#8217;.</p>
<p>1.    The    divergences    amidst    Men    and    Women    are    universal.    Women    all    over  the    world    complain    that    &#8220;He    doesn&#8217;t    understand&#8221;.    &#8220;He    doesn&#8217;t    listen&#8221;.  &#8220;Only    time    he    touches    me    is    when    he    wants    sex&#8221;.    And    men    all    over    the    world    complain    that    &#8220;She    doesn&#8217;t  want  to    have  sufficient    of  sex.&#8221;    (Unless    the    woman    is    around    37    years.    At    this    magical    age    women    want    more    of    sex    than    ever    before.)</p>
<p>2.    Women    like    affection    from    men    much    more    than    sex.  They    want    to    be    hugged.    John    learnt    to    hug    his    wife.</p>
<p>3.    Men    like    to  be    logical.    Women    like    to  part  and    talk    even    if    there  is    no    point    in    their  sharing  and    talking.    Men    need    to    have    an    objective.  They    need    to  see    the    point    in    doing  something.    They    can&#8217;t    share    for  the    sake    of    sharing.</p>
<p>4.    Men    tend    to    do    one    thing    at    a    time.  Women    do    a great deal of    things  at  a    time.  Men    have    a    tunnel    vision.    95%    of    their    attention    is    concentered    on    just    one    thing  and    5%    on    checking    of  the    environment.    Women    are    just    the    opposite.  They    are    without disturbance    taking    in    everything    that    there    is  in  the    environs    whether    it    is    utile    or    not.</p>
<p>5.    John    narrated    the    incident    of    his    wife    asking    him  to    get    a lot of    milk    while  coming    home    from  work.  He    forgets.  She  considerately    puts    it  down    to  his    thinking    of    work.  She    asks  him    again.  Again  he    forgets.  She    takes    it    personally.  It&#8217;s    not    that    the    milk    was    forgotten    but    that    she    was    forgotten.  Women    behave    in    this    manner.</p>
<p>6.    Men    have    their    own    caves    on    which    the    sign    states  &#8220;Please    do    not      disturb.&#8221;  Men  like    to    retreat    into  their    own    world    where    they    feel    they    are  in    control.    Women    likewise    have    caves  but    the    sign    on    their    caves    is    &#8220;I    need    to    talk&#8221;.  When    a    man    asks    a    woman    what&#8217;s    defective    and    she    says    &#8220;Nothing&#8221;  it    actually    means    &#8220;Nothing,  unless    you    care    to  listen  and    give    me  an  probability    to  talk.&#8221;</p>
<p>7.    90%    of    women    go    into    therapy    because    they    want    to    be    listened    to.  They    want    to    be    asked    questions.    They    want    to  feel    special.  Men    hate    to    be    questioned.  If    men    want    to  talk  they&#8217;ll    talk.  If    they    don&#8217;t    want    to  talk    they    won&#8217;t.    When    a    man    is  locked    in    his  cave,    the    woman  thinks    that    something    is    wrong    with  him  and    goes    in    and    asks    questions.    This    is  a    defective    move    for  the    woman    to    make.  Men    hate    to  be    interrogated.</p>
<p>8.    When    a    woman    touches    a    man    she    may  want    to  be    cuddled.  But    for    a    man    anyplace    he    is    touched    leads    to    Rome    and    he  thinks    accordingly    that    it    has    to    lead    to    sex.</p>
<p>9.    Men    want    to  forget    the    troubles    of  the    day.  Women    want    to  remember.  A    man    will  say    &#8220;Forget    it,  it&#8217;s    no  huge  deal.&#8221;    For    a    woman    she    will  not    rest    till    the    problem  is    talked    about.  Her    response    to    the    man,  who  wants    to    just    forget    in regards to    it    and    not    make    a    huge    deal    out    of    it,    will    be    &#8220;How    may    you    be    so  insensitive.&#8221;</p>
<p>10.    Men    will have to    never    tell  a    woman    how    she    will have to    feel.  In    fact    if    she    is  unhappy,  the  man    needs    to    be    unhappy    with    her    for  a  while    rather    of    providing    advice.</p>
<p>11.    If    the    man    is    at    a    loss    for    saying    anything    when    the    woman  is    sentiment    bad    then    rather    of  supplying    counsel    he    could    build    her    up  a    bit    by    saying    &#8220;I    know    how    much    you    work    for the duration of    the    day    to  make    the    kids    and    myself    feel    happy.  It  ought to    be    very    exhausting.&#8221;    Her    unconscious    response    would    be    &#8220;He    understands.&#8221;  The    woman    craves  for    understanding.</p>
<p>12.    <b>Women    make    noises    to    get    attention.  Men    make    noises    to  signal    &#8220;Please    leave    me  alone.&#8221;  </b></p>
<p>13.    To    cope    with    stress,    sometimes,    women    while    speaking    tend    to  speak    in  long    sentences    and    then    pause.    Men    think  that  the    pause    is    a    signal  for    saying    something.  Wrong.    For    the    woman  the  pause    is  just    a    semi-colon.    Men    need    to    restrain  themselves  in  giving    advice.</p>
<p>14.    When    a    woman    is    trouble    and    a    man    tries    to  give  a    solution    99%  of  the    time    her    response    will    be    &#8220;Yes&#8230;.but&#8221;.    When    she    is    relaxed    then    give    the    solution.    After    she    has    been    given    the  probability  to    talk    when it comes to    it.</p>
<p>15.    If    a    man  tries    to    walk    in    a    woman&#8217;s    shoes,  she    will  be    more    more than willing    to    grasp    his    point  of    view.  Men    tend    to    suppose  women    to  agree    with    their    point    of    view  because    they    feel    it    is    plainly    the    best    point    of    view.</p>
<p>16.    Men    are    efficacy    oriented.    Must    do  it    the    easiest    and    quickest  way.  Women    on    the    other    hand    feel  that  taking  the    shortest    path    amongst    2  points    is    boring.  Women    like    variation.  This    is    in particular    true    in    the    bedroom.  Men    go    by    the    same    formula    each    time    while    women    want    variation.    Men    like    uniforms  and    the    same  uniform.    Men    look    good    in  a    tuxedo    or    a    suit    and    that&#8217;s    it.  Every  time    the    same    tuxedo    or  suit.    Women    like    to    alter    their    dress;    from time to time    thrice  or    even    more    times    in    a    day.</p>
<p>17.    When    John&#8217;s    book    &#8216;Men    are  from    Mars,  Women    from    Venus&#8217;  was    on  the    bestseller    list    for    6    years    in    a    row,    John    realized    how    narrowly  focalized    in    life    he    had    become.    He  only    gloated    when it comes to    his  book  being    no.  1    on    the    bestseller    list.  John    was    missing    the  little    things    of  life    where    his    wife    and    children  were    concerned.    Women    are    competent    to    see    the    little    things  in  life    and    be    happy.</p>
<p>18.    The    more    narrow    the    focus    of    a  man    the    more    stressed    he    is    bound    to  get.  He  can&#8217;t    observe    anything    else    other  than    what    he    is    focusing    on    at    that    moment.  Women    deal    with    a large total    of    troubles    at    the    same    time    and    the    way  they    cope    is    to    talk    in regards to    them.</p>
<p>19.    Men    use  their    brain    sequentially    viz.  one    percentage    at    a    time.  Where    women    are    concerned    it    is    normally    the    whole  brain  at    once.</p>
<p>20.    Women    lower    stress      through    talking    and    sharing.  The    collectiveness    and  togetherness    which    they    share    is    portion    of    their    feminity.    Men    lower    their    stress    by    being    alone.    Women&#8217;s    attitude    is    that    if    we    can&#8217;t    do    anything    regarding    it    then    let&#8217;s    talk  regarding    it    and    suffer    together.    Men&#8217;s    focus    is    on    solving    the  problem.  And    if    they    can&#8217;t    solve    the    problem  then    they    make    the    problem    decrease rapidly    by    forgetting    when it comes to    it.</p>
<p>21.    Men    always    want    to    be    right.</p>
<p>22.    Women,    unknowingly    sabotage    their    success.  They    put    themselves    down    because    they    want    support.    Women    bond    by    putting    themselves    down.  For    example    if    one    is    late  for    a    peculiar    function  in    the    office,    the    woman    will    say    what    an    imbecile    she    is    by    not    catching    the    right    train    or    missing    the    connection    because    of    some    stupid    fault    she    made    and    so  on.  And    other    women    who    are    also    late    will    do  the    same.</p>
<p>23.    Or    if    a    woman    is    having    a  problem    with    the  computer,  she    will  call    the    so  called    expert    from    the    computer    division    and    tell  him    that    she    doesn&#8217;t    recognise    anything    with regards to    computers    and  that  she    is    very    happy    that    he    has    come    to    her    rescue    and    thereby  push    the    guy    way    up  there.  But    when    he    proposes    a    solution    which    she    have a tendancy    to  disagree    with,    she    doesn&#8217;t    know    how    to  tell    him    because    if    she    does    it,  it    makes    him    come    crashing    down    and    he    reacts    by    saying    that    she    has    wasted    his    time.  In    this  case    one    needs    to    resort    to    face    saving    gadgets    like    &#8216;whatever    you    have    suggested    will    I    am    sure    help  me    to  figure    it    out  (even    if    you    see    no  utility    in    the    suggestion).</p>
<p>24.    As    women    more    and    more    enter    into  the    workplace    their    need    to    being    listened    to  and    understood    is    not    being    met.  The    workplace    is    efficacy    oriented.  They    are    getting    more    and    more    isolated.  They    have    to    raise    their    children    alone.    Unseen    and    unheard.    And    this    is    causing    them    to    go    more    and    more    into    depression.    The    man    focusses    on    work    no    matter  what    the    troubles    are    that    are  being  experienced    at    home.</p>
<p>25.    Man    is    efficacy    oriented.    He    needs    to    feel  needed.    He    needs    difficultnesses    to  be  solved.  If    there    are    no    occupation    prospects    or  there    is    no    venture    called    for    to  do    something    then    the    man    feels    depressed.</p>
<p>26.    When    women    feel    nurtured    they    feel    happy.    They    are    happy    with    the    little    things    of    life.  Man    likes    to    measure    himself    versus    the    goal  he    has    set    for    himself.  Men    behave    like    squirrels.  They    focus    on    one  thing,    dash    towards    it    and    once    they  reach    there    then    they    turn  their    focus    on    another    thing    and    make    a    dash    there    and    so    on  and    so    forth.</p>
<p>27.    Men  see    the    news    on    TV  specially    after    coming  home,  because    the    difficulties    they    listen    regarding    and    see    make    their    troubles  seem  that    much    smaller.</p>
<p>28.    John&#8217;s  soul    sings    when    he    teaches.  Need    to  find    one&#8217;s    path    and    go  along    it.    The    fact    that    one    feels    fear    is    because    it    is    one&#8217;s    path.  If    it    was    not    one&#8217;s    path    then    one    would    not    be    so    worried    in regards to    whether    one    made    an  affect    or    not.</p>
<p>29.    The    truth  is    I    is worthy of    to    be    the    way    I    am.  I    need    not    be    bothered    to    be    perfective    in    order    to  be    loved.  Once    one    lives    in    an    atmosphere    of    perfective    trust    the    more    authentic    one    becomes,    and    the    more  authentic    one  becomes  the    more    irresistible    one    becomes.  The    closer    we    are    to    who  we    genuinely    are    the    more    persons  will    love    us.  There    will  always    be    persons    who    do    not    love    us.</p>
<p>30.    Forgiveness    is    the    key.  If    an individual    hurts    then  one    needn&#8217;t    hurt    back.  As    Gandhi    said,    An    eye    for    an    eye    will  make    the    whole    world    blind.</p>
<p>31.    Women    give    more.    Men    want  to    get    more.</p>
<p>32.    Women    want    flowers    to  be    purchased    by  men.    And  they    ought to    be  cut-  flowers.    So    that    the    flowers    die    and    hence    the    men    have    to  go    out    and    buy    them  again    and    again.    They    do    not    want    the    romance    to    go    out    of    the    relationship.  Men    on    the  other    hand    feel    that    if    they    have    done    it    once    there  is    no    requirement    to    do  it    again    and    again.  But    women    want    things    and    messages    to  be    repeated    again    and    again.</p>
<p>33.    Women    on occasion    give    hints    viz.  On    Sunday    they    will    mention    that    they    are    getting    their    hair    cut    on  Thursday.  This  is    to  be    taken    as    a    warning  signal.  The    hair    cut    must    be    noticed.  If    a    woman    has    to  ask    how    she    looks    after  she    has    had    a    hair    cut    then    there    is    no    value    placed    on    the  man&#8217;s    comment.    It    has    to  be    noticed    without    being    asked.  Women  put    in    much    more    crusade    in    looking    good.    Men    put    in    more    effort    in    their    work.</p>
<p>34.    Man    wants    to    be    appreciated.  Woman    wants    to    be    listened    to    and    noticed.  Men    stress  more    on    what    they    do    while    women  stress  more  on  their    being.</p>
<p>35.    Men    think    that    by    being    flexible    they    are    Mr.  Agreeable    and    that    is    cherished    by    women.    Really    speaking    women  want    men    to    take    charge    and    suggest    something    which  they    agree    on.    Mr.    Agreeable    is    boring.    The    idealisti    metaphor    is  to    have    a    man    with    a    plan    and    a    woman    with    a    smile.</p>
<p>36.    Sometimes    the    woman    feels    that    she    does    everything    according  to  what    the    man    wants.    At    this  point    it    is    necessary    for  the  woman    to    say  &#8220;I&#8217;ll    do  it    this  time    your    way    but    next    time    we&#8217;ll    do  what    I  want.&#8221;</p>
<p>37.    Women    are    always    keeping    score    in    a    kinship    viz.  When    a    woman    does    anything    for    a    man    she    always    gives    herself    a    point.    Men    keep    score    in    business.    Men    need    to  keep  score    in    a    kinship  too.    They    need  to    do    something    for  the    woman    so    that    they    too    score    points    from    the    woman&#8217;s    point    of    view.</p>
<p>38.    At    work    the    man&#8217;s    perspective    is    not    to    unnecessarily    interfere.  A    man    feels    that    if    he    doesn&#8217;t    ask    then    he    is  giving    total    freedom  to  the    woman.      But    a    woman    who  is  a    subordinate    wants    to    be    asked    regarding    her    work    because    silence    is    taken    to  mean    &#8216;non-involvement&#8217;.</p>
<p>39.    Women    like    the    little  stuff.    Chit-Chat.  Occasionally    ask    galore    personal    questions.    The    magic    words    are    &#8216;What    else?&#8217;</p>
<p>40.    To  free    a    man    a    woman    needs    to    say  &#8216;You    don&#8217;t    need    to    say    or    do    anything    and    you    don&#8217;t    need    to  feel    bad.&#8217;</p>
<p>41.    Listening    brings about    healing.</p>
<p>42.    Women    by    nature    give.    But    when    they    find    that    they    are    not    getting    anything    in    return    they    need    to    give    to    themselves.    Men    have    no    problem    in    giving    to    themselves.    Men    don&#8217;t    give    sufficient    to  others.</p>
<p>43.    Men    prefer    women    managing directors    while    they    learn    the    job.    After    learning    the    occupation    they    prefer    a    male    manager.</p>
<p>44.    Men    sprint    faster.  Women    win  the  long    distance.</p>
<p>45.    In    men    testosterone    lowers    stress.    In    women    oxytocin    lowers    stress.    Affection,  considerateness,    being    noticed    is    what    develops    the    oxytocin  in  women.  Therefore    men    need    to  learn    new    achievements    to  manufacture    oxytocin    in    women.  Foreplay    is    more    essential    for    a    woman    than    a    man.  A    woman    needs    20-30    minutes    of    stimulation.  A    man    needs    just    2-3    minutes.</p>
<p>46.    Women    want    sensible    men    but    the    peril    is    that    if    men    become    too    sensible    then    women    don&#8217;t    like    it.    They    want    men    to  be    considerate    but    not    to  be    too    sensible  just    like    them.</p>
<p>47.    Don&#8217;t    try    to  repair    or    alter    your    partner.</p>
<p>48.    When    husband    and    wife    are    business    collaborators    then    there    needs    to    be    clear    rules.  There    needs    to  be    a    clear    demarcated    time    when    no    business    is    talked    about.</p>
<p>49.    Duty    is    necessary    but    being    authentic    is    more    important.</p>
<p>50.    Women    may    be    equated  metaphorically  to    the    moon.  When    the  moon    is    full,    women    crave    for    sex.  When    it    is    half-full,    a    woman    may    have    it    not    have    it,  it      does    not    matter,  and    when    it    is    a    new    moon    she    couldn&#8217;t    care    less.</p>
<p>51.    There    are    dissimilar    types    of    sex    viz.  Healthy,  home    cooked    sex,    Ferrari,    junk    feed    sex,    and    Gourmet    sex.    Once    a    month    one    could    have    Gourmet    sex    which    means    bringing    in    the  romance    by    going    out    for    a    dinner    and    coming    home    to    an    atmosphere    which    tardily    climaxes.    Whenever    he    wants    sex,    and    it    is    a  quickie    then    give    it    to    him.    Provided    on    other    occasions    there    is    good,  regular    homemade    sex.    In    order    to  arrive    at    a    significant    understanding    one    could    have    3    candles    signifying    the    3    types    of    sex.    Either    collaborator    finds    it    very    difficult    to    know    the    real  mood    of    the    other.    Depending    on    which    candle    is    lit  and  by    whom    one    may    behave    accordingly.  The    candle    becomes    the  sign    of  the  mood.</p>
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<p>There  is  galore  ways  you  may  recognise  the  dissimilar  meaning  of  the  dove.  The  meaning  of  the  doves  is  derived  from  the  emergence  of  it is  story.  Therefore,  you  are  going  to  get  a  dove  tattoo  which  implied  the  most  significant  characteristic  for  you  if  you  take  you  time  to  recognise  when it comes to  it is  story.  It  may  simplify  your  searching  task  if  you  manage  to  know  the  significances  of  the  dissimilar  dove  tattoos.</p>
<p>A  dove  tattoo  is  a  Christian  symbol  of  peace.  Peace  dove  tattoos  occur  to  be  a  many times  requested  design  amid  a great deal of  peace  lovers.  Many  persons  emboss  dove  tattoos  on  their  bodies  in  remembrance  of  a  close  relatives  or  friends  who  have  passed  away.  A  couple  of  doves  are  likewise  very  mutual  and  universal  symbol  of  love.</p>
<p>Doves  have  a  very  enduring  quality  that  a heap of  people  lack  i.e.  a  dove  is  a  mate  for  life.  So,  dove  tattoos  are  also  recognized  as  a  sign  of  undying  and  long  lasting  love.  Dove  tattoos  in  Chinese  culture  may  be  inferred  as  a  symbol  of  long  and  healthful  life.  In  European,  it  is  considered  as  the  Holy  Spirit  by  Christian  representation.  These  tattoos  may  be  tattooed  in  respective  sizes,  colors  and  dissimilar  compoundings  as  well.</p>
<p>Peace  dove  tattoos  have  plentiful  color  selection,  from  simple  black  outline,  meticulous  black  outlines,  brilliantly  colored  to  refined and tasteful  neutrals  tattoos.  There  are  respective  combinings  of  the  peace  dove  tattoo  designs.  Such  as  dove  and  flowers,  dove  and  olive  branch,  dove  and  dancing  flames,  dove  and  butterflies.    If  you  are  the  peace  lovers  too,  you  may  ink  two  or  more  doves  together  on  the  shoulder  or  arm  and  have  an  indication  of  your  personality.  Tattoos  with  dove  designs  in general  represent  independence  and  purity.</p>
<p>Being  the  symbol  of  the  Holy  Ghost  in  the  Christian  faith,  the  dove  tattoos  are  applied  as  a  depiction  of  Lord  Jesus  Christ&#8217;s  story  in  the  Holy  Bible.  It  relates  to  the  Great  Flood  and  God&#8217;s  commandment  to  Noah  to  manufacture  an  Ark  to  carry  ever  animals  and  birds.</p>
<p>The  world  of  tattooing  looks  bright  and  increasing  in  popularity.  Amongst  them  peace  dove  tattoos  are  a  class  apart  for  their  singularity  and  mysticism.  Dove  tattoos  are  inevitably  bird  tattoos  and  have  unfathomed  significances  in  the  tattoo  world.  Since  the  evolution  of  time,  and  almost  unanimously  all over  all  religions  worldwide,  the  dove  bird  has  referred  the  humane  spirit  or  soul,  and  is  many times  connected  to  the  celestial  beings.</p>
<p>As  birds  travel  in  the  air,  they  were  thought  to  commune  directly  with  the  supernatural  beings,  and  were  oftentimes  considered  as  the  leader  which  passed  spirits  of  the  dead  to  it is  heavenly  abode.  Often  in  tattooing  two  doves  are  portrayed  together  symbolizing  the  dual  distinct elements  of  nature.  Dove  tattoos  are  likewise  affiliated  with  the  occult  and  the  supernatural  forces.  Peace  dove  tattoos  are  one  of  their  important  art  form  in  their  tool  kit  or  flash  book  since  it  is  increasing  in  popularity.</p>
<p>Peace  dove  tattoos  are  an  evolution  in  themselves.  Peace  dove  tattoos  have  been  since  ever  a  sign  for  numerous  meaning  that  was  linked  with  it.  Irrespective  of  caste,  creed  or  sex,  both  men  and  women  sport  these  tattoos  of  serenity  and  love.</p>
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<p>Daunted  by  the  singular  sexual  tastes  and  dark  mysteries  of  the  beautiful,  tormented  young  enterpriser  Christian  Grey,  Anastasia  Steele  has  broken  off  their  kinship  to  begin  a  new  career  with  a  Seattle  publishing  house.  But  desire  for  Christian  still  dominates  her  each  waking  thought,  and  when  he  proposes  a  new  arrangement,  Anastasia  cannot  resist.  They  rekindle  their  searing  sensual  affair,  and  Anastasia  learns  more  in regards to  the  harrowing  past  of  her  damaged,  driven,  and  demanding  Fifty  Shades.  While  Christian  wrestles  with  his  inner  demons,  Anastasia  ought to  confront  her  anger  and  jealousy  of  the  women  who  came  before  her  and  make  the  most  crucial  decision  of  her  life.  Erotic,  sparkling  and  suspenseful,  Fifty  Shades  Darker  is  the  irresistibly  addictive  second  part  of  the  Fifty  Shades  trilogy.</p>
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<p>ReviewTHE  <i>NEW  YORK  TIMES</i>  BESTSELLING  FIFTY  SHADES  Trilogy<br />&nbsp;<br />&#8220;In  a  class  by  itself.&#8221;&nbsp;  <br />&mdash;<i>Entertainment  Weekly</i></p>
<p>About  the  Author<b>E  L  James</b>  is  a  former  TV  executive,  wife  and  mother  of  two  based  in  West  London.  Since  early  childhood  she  dreamed  of  writing  stories  that  readers  would  fall  in  love  with,  but  put  those  dreams  on  hold  to  focus  on  her  family  and  her  career.  She  at long last  plucked  up  the  courage  to  put  pen  to  paper  with  her  initial  novel,  <i>Fifty  Shades  of  Grey</i>.</p>
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<p>101 of 107 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star50_tpng.png" alt="5">The Magic Continues&#8230; in Darker Shades!<br /><span>By searockstar<br />In this second book of the Fifty Shades Trilogy, the romance continues between Christian and Ana from Ana&#8217;s point of view&#8230; and what a busy POV it is!</p>
<p>I have enjoyed this story since it was on the author&#8217;s website, so it&#8217;s no surprise I loved this book! The edits have indeed improved the story. &#8220;Darker&#8221; opens up with the couple apart, but soon Christian and Ana are re-negotiating their relationship.</p>
<p>As in the first book of this trilogy, some aspects of the writing are sophomoric, mainly in relation to periphery characters, but don&#8217;t let that deter you (!) because there is brilliance here too. The relationship between Ana and Christian is just so good. Their frank and open communication is fantastic and their story is not only totally engaging, but downright addicting! Christian (aka, Fifty) is one of the most memorable, delicious characters I have ever read. His voice is unique and clear and mesmerizing, yet he is revealed entirely through Ana&#8217;s experiences and perception of him (quite a talent, Ms. James!). For both Christian and Ana, everything they think they know about their lives gets tilted at odd angles and makes their growing relationship feel like a thrill ride. All the usual suspects return to keep the &#8220;action&#8221; going (with at least 3 different mini-plots), and, of course, there is the continuing fallout from Christian&#8217;s severe childhood (and possible adolescent) trauma. Issues of independence, trust, acceptance, submission and, most importantly, unconditional love are all in play. Despite the intensity and conflict the tone remains witty and playful and romantic.</p>
<p>Readers complain about Ana a bit and, I must say, she took me out of my comfort zone at times. I think she&#8217;s bolder than I would be in her constant questioning of Christian. But I tend not to like confrontation, so it&#8217;s likely just me. But those who hate misunderstandings will appreciate that no stone goes unturned between these two &#8216;. It is refreshing to read about people who are completely guileless with one another. Ana can also come across a bit schizophrenic when her thinking swings from &#8220;I want this&#8221;, to &#8220;I don&#8217;t want this&#8221; to &#8220;do I want this&#8221;? However, this tension feels true to life. Her choices were not easy (too many shades of grey!). Overall, I really like Ana and I certainly enjoyed having a front row seat to her busy inner world. Those (very popular) inner characters may have been overused in this second book, but they are fabulous nonetheless.</p>
<p>Something interesting to note: The original story was published one chapter at a time for the subscriber&#8217;s reading pleasure, so each chapter of this book feels like &#8220;a full experience&#8221;. This format created highly eventful and revealing chapters for the books and the overall story feels &#8220;episodic&#8221; not unlike the structure of &#8220;Outlander&#8221; which I found unique and very readable.</p>
<p>I also noted Ms. James fleshed out several scenes with additional action and dialogue in this book during editing, which was great for me as an original reader. I thought she did a splendid job filling in some gaps and deepening the story. The author also summed up the day&#8217;s events from time to time in this version. I didn&#8217;t mind it, but it dragged the action down for me a bit. New readers will likely benefit from the summaries as I remember needing to summarize in my own head previously. The only quibble with this format is the repetition (Christian sets his &#8220;mouth in a hard line&#8221; about 10 times throughout the book; Ana wonders if it &#8220;will it always be like this&#8221; about 3 or 4 different things and she reminds us many times that she wants to know more about Christian), but it didn&#8217;t pull me out of the story at all. In fanfiction, it doesn&#8217;t feel repetitious when it takes 2 years to tell the story.</p>
<p>The sensuality is once again hot, hot, hot. It doesn&#8217;t feel gratuitous to me, but there is a lot of it. The sexual experiences between Christian and Ana and their growing intimacy are central to the story in FSD and are gloriously full of the darkest and lightest shades of grey.</p>
<p>I can name a hundred heart-soaring, heart-rending and breathtaking moments in this book. There are many favorite scenes that I am already looking forward to re-reading (Portland to Seattle, anyone?). I am a fan, what can I say? Although British-isms still abound, there are typos, and a couple of the mini-plots are duds, I don&#8217;t care. It&#8217;s imperfect, but it&#8217;s so very unique in its style, its structure and its content. I adore it and highly recommend it!</p>
<p>46 of 49 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star50_tpng.png" alt="5">Sixth Star if I could&#8230; Wow!<br /><span>By P.A. Lupton<br />I really wish I could manually add a 6th star to Amazon for this book. I never would have believed it was possible but Fifty Shades Darker is even better than Fifty Shades of Grey. Hard to believe, but true. Reading this book reminded me of a quote that I love by Alan Cohen, &#8220;Scared and sacred are spelled with the same letters. Awful proceeds from the same root word as awesome. Terrify and terrific. Every negative experience holds the seed of transformation.&#8221; Reading Fifty Shades Darker is like witnessing metamorphosis in action.</p>
<p>What I love the most about this book is the way the events and characters change and develop. I love that Christian Grey transforms from utterly immovable to flexible. Every negative emotion he feels eventually becomes something positive, or at least something he can learn and grow from. He learns the delicate balance between give and take. He learns to open his heart and to accept love&#8211;and he learns to give it as well. Everything cold becomes warm, and everything hot&#8211;well that&#8217;s about the only thing that stays the same, still hot.</p>
<p>These two characters are so contradictory and conflicting, and yet complement each other so well. Each trial, every obstacle, every hardship the two experiences are overcome and ultimately strengthen the relationship. This is truly one of the most amazing love stories I&#8217;ve read.</p>
<p>I would like to add one more thing regarding a popular misconception about this book. I&#8217;ve read a lot of comments from readers saying it is too far out of their comfort zone because of the BDSM elements. I would like to address this because I don&#8217;t think readers should shy away from it for that reason. EL James has a way of writing that brings out the heat in a love scene (I literally get butterflies sometimes while reading) but in my opinion she does it in a very tasteful way. I&#8217;ve read other BDSM novels and I think these books should really be classified as mild erotica, which contain some MILD elements of BDSM.</p>
<p>There is a well defined plot with well developed characters. The romance is both sweet (I love the emails between the characters) and steamy, and to me the sex scenes do not feel gratuitous. It really is just an amazing and beautiful love story, and I think the BDSM elements are an integral element the plot in this novel.</p>
<p>78 of 88 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star10_tpng.png" alt="1">Repetitive and redundant.<br /><span>By Elizabeth McKinney<br />Someone please give this author a thesaurus and an editing team that cares. It&#8217;s not just that the same actions are repeated over and over (and over&#8230; and over again), it&#8217;s that the same words are used to describe them every time. It&#8217;s like someone put 50 words in a bag, pulled them out and mashed them into a semblance of a sentence, then tossed them back in the bag and repeated the process to fill 300+ pages.<br />Inspired by another review I actually used my Kindle to count the ones that were most painful/annoying to read:</p>
<p>Lips bitten: 25<br />Eyes widened: 21<br />Eyes rolled: 51<br />&#8220;oh my&#8221;: 45<br />Scowls: 48<br />Gasps: 62<br />&#8220;jeez&#8221;: 76<br />Smirks: 91<br />Flushes/blushes: 133<br />F-bombs dropped: 173<br />Whispers: 251</p>
<p>Do the math! Lips are bitten and eyes are widened in every chapter. Someone gasps once every six pages.  The main character &#8220;flushes&#8221; at least once every three pages.</p>
<p>Yes, the British author uses British colloquialisms that make no sense in the Pacific Northwest. Yes, the female protagonist is two dimensional and boring. Yes, her leading man is given a forced and contrived backstory in an unnecessary attempt to make sense of his kinkiness in a vanilla world. The sex scene was okay the first time I read it, but by the time it was recycled for the twelfth time or so it was just boring. Yes, in between the repetitions listed above the author inexplicably throws whatever was on her &#8220;word a day calendar&#8221; into character conversation where it sounds silly and awkward. But none of these things really destroy a good book quite like reading &#8220;I flush&#8221; for the hundredth time. Oh my!</p>
<p>Apologies to the fans out there. Imagine I&#8217;m writing this review with an &#8220;apologetic smirk.&#8221;</p>
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<p>With  age  comes  the  aging  process.  Cell  regeneration  slows  down  and  this  causes  changes  to  our  bodies  that  in  a great deal of  cases  are  more  noticeable  in  dissimilar  parts  than  others.</p>
<p>For  the  woman  who  is  in  her  fifties  and  over,  the  aging  procedure  is  more  noticeable.  Firstly  with  your  hair  and  then  your  face.  As  cell  regeneration  slows  it is  procedure  our  skin  becomes  paler  and  looses  the  shine  we  had  in  our  youth.  Cell  regeneration  in  our  hair  causes  each  strand  to  turn  white  that  gives  us  that  greying  look.</p>
<p>Grey  hair  may  manufacture  an  effect  where  on  firstborn  inspection  you  believe  you  are  thinning  on  top  of  your  head  and  going  bald.  This  is  a  natural  reaction  as  the  grey  colour  produces  this  effect.</p>
<p>Modern  hairstyling  proficiencies  include  cutting  styles  and  colouring  of  the  hair.  With  long  grey  hair  it  will  become  straight  and  look  thin  so  a  shorter  haircut  will  provide  more  body  as  the  weight  is  removed.  Choosing  a  hair  colour  that  is  one  shade  lighter  then  your  natural  hair  colour  will  blend  with  your  paler  skin  and  will  not  be  so  noticeable.</p>
<p>Using  a  technique  called  low-lighting  may  dramatically  modify  the  way  you  look.  This  technique  is  employed  by  a  hairstylist  who  will  have  assorted  shades  of  your  natural  hair  colour  ready  to  dye  each  grey  strand.  The  technique  is  gathering  a  section  of  the  grey  hair  and  applying  a  shade  of  the  colour  to  each  division  that  will  result  in  an  all  over  blending.</p>
<p>The  hairstylist  will  colour  up  to  ninety  percent  if  not  all  of  the  grey  hair.  As  each  section  or  strands  are  coloured  with  a  dissimilar  shade  the  overall  effect  will  be  that  it  mixes  together  to  look  natural.  No  one  will  say  to  you  that  they  love  your  new  colour  as  they  will  not  detect  any  dissimilar  other  than  you  look  fabulous.</p>
<p>When  using  low-lights  a  permanent  colour  is  used  and  this  means  you  will  need  a  touch  up  each  eight  to  twelve  weeks,  depending  on  how  well  you  have  been  looking  after  your  hair.</p>
<p>If  you  want  to  be  more  adventurous  then  cover  up  grey  hair  with  bold  rich  colours  such  as  copper  or  copper-gold  for  that  wow  factor  that  will  get  you  noticed.</p>
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<p>Noir  was  a  mega-city  plagued  by  a  sun  blocking  mass  called  Dry  Clouds  that  had  mysteriously  appeared  three  decades  earlier.  The  Dry  Clouds  covered  half  the  planet  and  forced  those  living  under  them  to  subsist  in  endless  night.  On  this  world,  corporations  were  in  charge  and  breaking  your  contract  with  them  could  mean  the  termination  of  your  life.</p>
<p>Kimberly  Griffin,  a  Life  Closer  (legal  assassin)  existed  in  a  world  of  death.  She  Closed  people  for  a  living.  It  was  a  lonely  demeaning  existence,  though  she  wouldn&#8217;t  confess  it.  There  was  not one thing  to  drive  her  in  the  bleak  reality  until  one  day  she  ran  into  Kat.</p>
<p>Kat,  also  known  as  the  Pandora  Project,  was  hunted  by  bio-mechas  called  Un-Men.  She  was  an  experiment  of  the  Sphinx  Corporation,  and  they  were  testing  her  to  see  if  she  could  be  the  extreme  weapon.  Kat  refused  to  be  a  killer  and  tried  to  discover  the  truth  behind  her  existence.  Could  she  be  a  new  form  of  bio-mecha?</p>
<p>Kim  ran into  someone  close  to  her  had  been  murdered.  Is  Kat  the  key  to  finding  out  who  did  it?  Or  will  her  association  with  Kat  only  cause  her  more  grief?<br />Pandora  of  ancient  times  opened  a  box  and  let  all  good  escape.  Would  Pandora  be  the  hope  the  planet  needed?  Or  would  she  ruin  the  world?</p>
<p>**Complete  list  of  Shades  of  Gray  series**</p>
<p>(STARTING  POINT  QUADRILOGY)<br />1.  Noir,  City  Shrouded  By  Darkness<br />2.  From  Moscow,  With  Love<br />3.  Cerberus  Versus  Pandora<br />4.  Sisters</p>
<p>(ZOMBIE  TWILIGHT  QUADRILOGY)<br />5.  Night  Of  The  Twilight-  The  Chimera  Strain<br />6.  Dawn  Of  The  Twilight-  Outbreak<br />7.  Day  Of  The  Twilight-  Patient  Zero<br />8.  Land  Of  The  Twilight-  Closing  of  Days</p>
<p>(MYTHS  AND  DESPAIR  QUADRILOGY)<br />9.  Rise  of  the  Gorgons<br />10.  Woe  To  The  Watcher  **Coming  12/2012**<br />11.  Woe  To  The  One  Who  Has  Held  His  Heart&#8217;s  Tongue  **Coming  Soon**<br />12.  Woe  To  The  One  Who  Thought  They  Could  Only  Hurt  **Coming  Soon**</p>
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<p>Most helpful customer reviews</p>
<p>11 of 15 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star50_tpng.png" alt="5">Great Series!<br /><span>By Book Addict<br />I highly recommend this series! Shades of Gray is filled with action, adventure, and mystery! It is an excellent science fiction thriller. Kat (the Pandora Project) is my favorite character! She has no memory of her past and has to survive in the strange and dark world of Noir that she finds herself in. Who is it that is watching her and testing her?</p>
<p>One of Kat&#8217;s only clues to her past causes her to cross paths with a Life Closer (legal assassin)called the Phoenix. Will this person help her, or be just another test to survive?</p>
<p>Shades of Gray Book 1 &#8211; Noir, City Shrouded By Darkness is great! And the series just gets better from here!</p>
<p>Here is the rest of the series:<br />Shades of Gray #2 From Moscow, With Love ( sci-fi mystery thriller series)<br />#3 Shades of Gray- Cerberus Versus Pandora  ( science fiction action adventure suspense series)<br />#4 Shades of Gray- Sisters  ( science fiction action adventure suspense series)#5 Shades of Gray- Night of the Twilight- The Chimera Strain ( science fiction horror zombie thriller series)<br />#6 Shades of Gray- Dawn of the Twilight- Outbreak ( science fiction horror zombie thriller series)<br />#7 Shades of Gray- Day of the Twilight- Patient Zero ( science fiction horror zombie thriller series)<br />Shades of Gray #8 Land of the Twilight- Closing of Days (science fiction zombie horror series)</p>
<p>2 of 2 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star40_tpng.png" alt="4">Kept my attention<br /><span>By J. Robison<br />Yes there are a lot of typos in this story. But it is not hard to follow. The story is quite engaging and is different than the ordinary. This kind of reminded me a bit of the movie Total Recall with Arnold in it. I enjoyed it very much.</p>
<p>1 of 1 people found the following review helpful.<br /><img height="11" width="56" style="margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px" class="custReviewStars" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/associates/network/star40_tpng.png" alt="4">Shades of Gray&#8230;<br /><span>By May<br />The Shades of Gray series revolves around two characters; Kim, an assassin and Kat, an experiment turned loose on the world.</p>
<p>In the first book, Kat and Kim meet each other, and let&#8217;s say, they don&#8217;t become the best of friends.  Kat tries to discover her origins while the androids continue to hunt her.  Kim must discover who murdered someone close to her.  All in all, an action filled mystery thriller.</p>
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